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about 1 hour ago

lolztoken.comWhy doesn't Voldemort have glasses?Nobody nose.Credit:

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about 1 hour ago

lolztoken.comDoctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.Of course, those are only round figures.

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about 2 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhere do elephants hide?They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!Credit:

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about 2 hours ago

lolztoken.comI asked my dog what's two minus two.He said nothing.Credit: r

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about 3 hours ago

lolztoken.comI've just written a song about a tortilla.Well, it is more of a rap really.Credit:

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about 3 hours ago

lolztoken.comA book just fell on my head.I only have my shelf to blame.Credit:

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about 3 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhat happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?It gets toad.Credit:

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about 5 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhat did the painter say to the wall?One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!Credit:

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about 5 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhich is fasterhot or cold?, Hot, because you can easily catch a cold.Credit:

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about 6 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhy did the elevator move into the apartment building?He wanted to take up residence.Credit:

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