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about 4 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhat's a dry orange good for?Nothing at all. It's juiceless.Credit:

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about 4 hours ago

lolztoken.comDid you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?He wanted to see if time flys while havi

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about 5 hours ago

lolztoken.comHow often should you tell chemistry jokes?Periodically.Credit:

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about 5 hours ago

lolztoken.comI really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividersBut the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.</

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about 5 hours ago

lolztoken.comIf at first you don't succeed...... sky diving is not for you!Credit:

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about 6 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhat do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?A cartridge in a bare tree.Credit

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about 6 hours ago

lolztoken.comDid you hear about the kidnapping at school?It’s fine he woke up.Credit:

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about 6 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhy doesn't Voldemort have glasses?Nobody nose.Credit:

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about 6 hours ago

lolztoken.comI was so mad when I found out I was cloned. I was litteraly beside myself.Credit:

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about 6 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhy did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?Pretty soon he would be bacon.Credit:

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