RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest

I am soooooo pissed off to me right now that I only now noticed notanotherbrandt. I can't upvote this post because it's older than 7 days and that reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyy pisses me off. And all this piss and can't do shit about it. And now shit has joined the party! Oh goodie!

Comrade, or is it combradt, stay strong and be brave. I'm sending few subs your way to help you in you time of distress. Before they get there, breathe in to a paper bag. Or in a paper bag, if you're tiny or can find a big enough bag.

Only one question left: what color do you want you subs to be, nuclear gray, water gray or red machine gray? Think very careful, I will tell your answer to some guy called Put In, not that I like him very much or that we are friends but I have to get his dogs off my back, my cats don't like them.