Punday Monday 378!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is history!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@elementm!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

History

As in,
When Charlemagne was playing baseball, and his nemesis jumped onto the field he yelled “Hold Leroy, MAN! Umpire!”

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

Related Content:

  • @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
  • https://bit.ly/improvonpopin to join me on a gaming app where I host funny trivia on Sunday nights, and Spades, Hearts, and Liar’s dice on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday
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Thanks @improv 🥳! I'm really hoping I can come up with one for this week but life has been doing that thing where I'm exhausted lately so, we'll see 🙃

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OK, I'm super late to this party but I made it (I think?):

Legend has it that deep in the forest, an old, old man guards an even older sequoia with notches on it that commemorate important events going back for centuries. You can learn a lot from his tree... 🥁

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