Sushi tastes like ass

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I got an invitation for some sushi today and since there is a good chance civilization will be a thing of the past soon I said fuck it.

I only had sushi once before, about 5 years ago, and I simply hated every moment and every bite. But I thought.. hey maybe that place sucked and didn't know how to make proper and tasty sushi. Hey.. maybe this time will be different 😂

This is pretty much what I ate today:

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Correction, this is what I tried to eat today. Yep I wasn't wrong. Sushi does taste like rotten ass.

I really don't understand how people actually enjoy this shit. Maybe I am the weird one? Maybe everyone else is pretending?

I don't care, I just hope I didn't catch any nasty parasites from this raw crap people call food. On second thoughts, a tape worm wouldn't be bad, I hear they are good for effortless weightloss!

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a tape worm wouldn't be bad, I hear they are good for effortless weightloss!

You don't want it in your liver

What's in sushi??

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Raw ass?

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Really?
I am serious..

I heard it was raw fish.

First, I don't like fish so I might not even try.

And secondly, you have made it worse by this post

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how do you know what rotten ass taste like is the real question 🤔 lol

Facts though Sushi is gross and if you don't prepare it right the shit living in it could eat your brain one day! no thanks

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how do you know what rotten ass taste like is the real question 🤔 lol

educated guess XD

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My daughter loves sushi but for me it is not worth the price at all

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Have you ever tasted ass talkless of a rotten one? Hahahaha
But it looks colorful though.

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🤣🤣🤣 That cracked me up….. raw ass!!! I’m not a sushi fan myself raw fish is call bait…👍

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Looks very good to be honest :D

I got an invitation for some sushi today and since there is a good chance civilization will be a thing of the past soon I said fuck it.

I know you love rotten ass :D

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This is sushi. I have tried it before. It's like chewing gum the rice, but the wasabi it makes you tears. But the worst thing was the raw fish tastes like smelly p***y. Maybe it was just me, it not fresh !

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I quite like the stuff, can't account or compare to ass.. not tried it yet.

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I quite like the stuff

ewwwwwwwwwwww

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I don't know what kind of ass you've been eating but I like sushi :)

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I love it! And actually it is very healthy... well with the requirement that you have it in a good place where they only use fresh ingredients...

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I bet everyone hates the stuff but its pretentious so the hobnobs force it down them. Wouldn't go near it. It's raw bloody fish like.

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Sounds like you've been eating bad ass all your life. :v

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You are probably eating the wrong kind of ass or the wrong kind of sushi :3

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