Punday Monday 257!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
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tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Legos.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 1 HSBI for a win, 2 HBD for the winner from Comedy Open Mic thanks to @amirtheawesome1], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Legos
as in:
Legos are fun, don’t you agree little bug? Are you also having a BpLAST, tick?
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Ouch! What did I step on - my foot is killing me, just about. It's the middle of the night. I just woke the kids with my shout.
As I look down, I realize it's their fault. The culprit is a Lego clown. Maybe I should just make it disappear - throw it in the vault.
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Yay, I won! Nice how you put together a pun from last week to this one. I was just at the car dealership. I almost made a purchase, but my wife blocked the sale because it didn't have a manual. That's okay, but I was tempted to piece out with one of their limited edition cars on display.
Btw, why couldn't the Lego man use his phone on his drive home? It was bricked
He should leggo of that phone and get a new one.
What did the doctor tell the diabetes patient?
He needs to be ready to see his leggo and replaced with a fake one.
I'll never forget the morning that my little sister made a complete building block recreation of my breakfast-a waffle with a little pad of butter on it even...
"Why on earth would you do that?" I explained.
I'll never forget her response,'you're the one who said Lego my Eggo!'
I think we already did this category before... Perhaps our punmaster is a blockhead!
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This seems like fun but I don't know how to pun. I've read through the steps but it will take much more practice before I eventually land it.
no need to be shy
just give it a try
Yes take it step by step! Show your work! I love to help people learn to pun for the first time, and will be glad to support any attempt. Go through those steps!
Alright. I'd like to learn. Thank you so much
Try Step 1!
What's something you want to pun about? Maybe something you have expertise in? Do you have hobbies? A job? Are you a parent or a pet owner?
I have hobbies. I play Scrabble and I watch movies ..lol. I have a job too as a security personnel and I'm not a parent yet and no pets.
Can you pun about anything? Like maybe someone?
Yes, pun about anything! Let's start with Scrabble!
Think of all the tangential related things that there are to your subject.
I'll list three, then you list as many as you can think of:
I never had a chance to play with Legos as a child, finding them difficult and cumbersome. But, recently my nephew showed me how easy they are to work with... it really was a snap!
Back in the days before the internet there were very few Africans living in Denmark. Nonetheless, a Nigerian family residing in Copenhagen needed to return to their homeland so they went to a travel agent to book tickets to Lagos. They ended up with train tickets to Bilund.
(Bilund, Denmark is the town where the original legoland lies)
My Lord of the Rings Lego set is almost complete, although I'm missing the bottom to my Wood elf piece-you could say that I have one Lego-less!