Punday Monday 252

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

We’re now posting in Comedy Open Mic: https://peakd.com/c/hive-164166/created, and thanks to @amirtheawesome1, the winner will receive 2HBD from them!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is werewolves.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

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Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 1 HSBI for a win, 2 HBD for the winner from Comedy Open Mic thanks to @amirtheawesome1], your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

Winner is @writermaximus

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Werewolves
As in,
Why do lycanthropes spend so much time with cows? They like their moo’n.

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Werewolves wanted to hunt prey, one of them found a large binoculars in forest, began to see through it and found a rabbit. it approached and caught him, then the rabbit said to the wolf the lion is coming to us, run away, if you don't trust me use your binoculars, when it takes the binoculars, the rabbit ran away

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Hungry crocodiles asked werewolves why don't you drink from the river, they said we drink Coca-Cola

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What is a werewolves favourite song? I'm hairy and I know it!
Or - Did you hear about the confused WWII pilot; he seen two werewolves fighitng, and the guy next to him called it a dogfight.

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One of my best friends growing up was a teen wolf-we went to the same high school as that twilight guy. Anyway, we used to go to parties and he would only drink Miller and Budweiser, wouldn't go near a can of Coors, was frightened to death of it. This dude acted so tough but I guess he was afraid of the silver bullet.

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Did you know that you can fit an entire werewolf on an old floppy disk?

They have over one million bytes!

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Did you know that the MLB has officially banned werewolf's from competing as pitchers?

It's because of all the spitballs!... they always lick-an-throw-pitches.

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I used to date a werewolf-his name was Harry. He was a real animal in the sack. Also, he gave the best back scratches. But I think he was cheating on me, once a month- like clockwork, he would go "out of town."

When I called it off, he howled and howled like a lunatic..He was a little too goth for me, anyway.

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Thank you so much!! 😤😤😤

And thanks to @amirtheawesome1

I'm definitely looking forward to this week's contest.

Imagine the punssibilities🌚

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Congratulations, well earned 🙌
!PIZZA !ALIVE !LOL

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I knew this werewolf named Sammy. They were real shifty.

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So I was chilling with my friend Greg on a nice evening, and he fell asleep.
Night came and he woke up and started panicking
I asked him what was wrong but he couldn't talk.
Then the moon came out and he started to transform into a werewolf

ME: Whoaaa, you're a werewolf?

GREG: sigh.. yea

ME: wow, I guess you must really be looking forward to howl-o-ween

GREG: this isn't the time for your weird puns. You aren't scared?

ME: Nah.. but I do have a question though. You like football right?

GREG: yea, why?

ME: What do you call a werewolf that plays football?

GREG: ...

ME: HAIRY Maguire

GREG: ugh. Well gotta go man, I'm glad you're not scared of me.

ME: I can't be scared of my friend... Anyways, safe travels bro.
You know how traffic is on MOONdays.

GREG: I will eat you.

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🤣🤣🤣 Greg sounds pretty harmless!
Moondays 😂

!PIZZA !ALIVE !LOL

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😂😂😂
He's a big softie..

Thanks for reading 😁🙌🏻

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Howling together is great for unity. If you are human, you can do it with impunity.

Werewolves make the slightest noise, and are hunted. They quickly lose their poise. Their patience becomes stunted!

So take my advice when the moon is full. Live and let live, don't give others no bull.

Yip like a coyote or bay like a hound. But leave others be or at the next full moon, your hair may abound.

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I decided to check out this new werewolf stand-up. I left laughing, their entire set was a howl.

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in his wanderings a lone wolf has chanced to come across a brand new shop nearby that the other wolves know nothing about. he eyes a chance to finally get accepted to the pack so he is all excited as he approaches the pack and howls.
"there's this new shop close by that sells woolen clothing and even whole sheepskins"

the lead wolf immediately sees the advantage with such a shop, so he howls back in a surprisingly friendly tone,
"oh yeah. that sounds like just what we all need. what's it called?"

the lone wolf gladly replies,
"Wear Wools!!"

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On one hand, it looks like the world is going to hell in a hand basket. At least there will be no werewolves. <---the silver lining

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Looking at my crypto stacks and feeling like a werewolf... I'm just waiting for the next moon!

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