Punday Monday 328

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Halloween!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@theabsolute

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Halloween

Why did it take so long to get into the bureaucratic nightmare-themed haunted house? First they had to pay all the fee-ers.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

Related Content:

  • @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
  • https://bit.ly/improvonpopin to join me on a gaming app where I host funny trivia on Sunday nights, and Spades, Hearts, and Liar’s dice on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday
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What do you call a ghost's favorite dessert on Halloween? "Boo"-berry pie!

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1.  Why didn’t the mummy have any friends? Because he was too wrapped up in himself! 🎃🧻
2.  What do you call a witch on the beach? A sand-witch! 🧙‍♀️🏖
3.  Why was the broom late for the meeting? It overswept! 🧹⏰
4.  How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch! 🎃🔧
5.  What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo! 👻🚿
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These are wonderful, did you come up with them yourself? No shade if you didn't, but I only award prizes to original puns!

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Honestly, I didn’t :-) It was with a little help from a friend :-) So no award needed here! But I did find them too good not to share them :-)

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I had a crazy nightmare which was looking like something of Halloween and when I woke up, I found out there was going to be a Halloween party soon

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Hey Rafzat!
Please join the contest by making a pun!

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I thought I already made a pun that way, hahaha
I'm not good at that but imma learn

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A pun is when you use a word in a way that it seems to mean two different things! If there was a pun in your post and I missed it, let me know what the two meanings were! Sometimes I miss things! Comedy is hard and kudos to everyone who tries!

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What kind of pumpkin did they decorate the White House with during the JFK administration?

A Jackie O' Lantern!

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