Punday Monday 312

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is coconuts!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@theabsolute! (again!)

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Coconuts
As in
The coconut had hazardous working conditions, so they called the OSHA-n.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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Harvesting coconuts is easy - they fit right in the palm of your hand.

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Coconut is white so eating it makes your tummy white

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Why did the coconut go to the beach? To get a little "nut-ten" action!

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I wrote a pun about coconut milk to place here but removed it once I realized it turned out to be too sour.

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it is sad, nobody want to be friends with chocolates. in the world of fruits, cocoa are actually deemed as mad lunatics, thus COCO-NUT

@rayius

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Mr. Bajongas originated the idea of using broken coconut shells as a bra. He just knew that this was a business idea that he could milk.

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Mr. Leedle, an Italian immigrant o the United States who hadn't yet learned much English, set up a stand to sell some food products, calling them "Cocoa Knots." It wasn't too long before he had his first disappointed customer.

"What is this?!" complained Mr. Sweetbelly. "I was expecting chocolate twists!"

"You cannot read, mister?" replied Mr. Leedle. "I is sell coconuts!"

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I genuinely can't seem to think of a lot of puns this week. This is nuts!

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I went to visit Hawaii once just to see the famous statue of Glen Campbell that someone made out of rocks and coconuts. It was a trip that had long been on my bucket list.

It did not disappoint... It was truly a rind/stone cowboy! 🥥 🤠

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