Punday Monday 294

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is houses!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@rayius

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Houses
As in
Caw! You want you buy this house? Caw! You need a third party to hold the money for you until all the paperwork is signed? Caw! You want ME to do it? Caw! I’m so flattered! Caw! Yes, Crow, YES CROW!

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Some famous quarterback just bought a small house in my neighborhood, I guess. I don't remember his name, but the house was just a little hut a short hike down the mountain from me.
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Another house in my neighborhood is the biggest, fanciest place I've ever seen. I pulled over one day just to take a couple pictures and takes in it's architectural magnificence, but this guy came up and shooed me away before I could even introduce myself...it was quite the man shun!
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hooray! thanks for the awards!

I recently got in touch with my childhood friend, and learnt that he was doing ridiculously well. He changed job to be a professional poker player after his wife gave birth to a set of triplets. Understandably why, he has been getting a "Full House" ever since.

@rayius

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