Punday Monday 293!
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tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is World Records!
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
World Records
As in
My car is going so slowly! Oh! Somebody put it together wonky. The threading on the nuts and screws is messed up. Here’s me crazy nut. What should I put in the other end to de-wonkify it?
U Sane Bolt.
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There are some weird world records out there. For example, the person with the longest fingernails. That doesn't even scratch the surface, it gets even weirder, like the person who could eat the most mayonnaise in 3 minutes. That sounds eggscruciating and probably won't be beaten.
Using a version of this one in my trivia (giving you credit, of course) come by and join us! It's Sunday night at 7 pm Pacific time on pop.in
Do you know that Earth is revolving faster? I guess, that is a "World Record" that can never be broken.
@rayius
I'm working on a very special book on the history of Irish stout beers, the most extensive of it's kind. It's going to be called, "The Guinness Book World Records."
Me to My friend : Who has the world record of winning world heavy weight champion ship ?
My friend : I don't know ?
Me : Don't you really know ?
He : No I don't know.
Me : It's ( You can't see me )
He : who is that ?
me : O silly boy, it's John Cena.
I heard that Weird Al keeps a two-inch ball of twine in one of those 7.5 ounce soda cans... Something about it being the biggest ball of twine in a mini-soda.
Using a version of this one in my trivia (giving you credit, of course) come by and join us! It's Sunday night at 7 pm Pacific time on pop.in
Yeah, sorry I keep meaning to check that out!