Punday Monday 288!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Exhaustion
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

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How’s THIS:

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This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Exhaustion
As in
Why do I get so tired telling my former boyfriend to ignore my new girlfriend?
My ex has to shun

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Yay, I won the last one!

Kids these days are going to be so confused seeing classic cars. With electric everything, kid is going to look at the tailpipes and say "grandma, what's that stuff coming out of the back of that car?"

Grandma: "it's exhaust, hun"

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You know why do politicians tend to be victims of exhaustion? Because they are all fired up
@rayius

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Being with my boyfriend is getting tiresome. Everyday, starting at breakfast, he ruins all motivation to want to move forward by refusing to wipe off the eggs-on-his-chin.

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Sometimes, even the most seemingly simple tasks really just drain my energy. Even something just like moving my bowels can really just make me pooped!

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I used to work at a bicycle shoppe, but it was really taking a toll on me. I was sick of being two tired all day!
🚲

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How do you know when an engine is exhausted?
When it can't even keep its eyes open!

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