Punday Monday 226
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Schedule.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [2 HSBI for a valid entry, 2 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from theabsolute:quinnertronics:cmplxty:rayius
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Schedule
As in
What’s the yummiest part of a calendar? The dates.
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- @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
Hooray! Thanks @improv ! Alright and now for this week's post
If you are into K-Pop, the yummiest part of the calendar would definitely be "April"!
You get it if you get it, heehee.
once a month, on the last sunday, my family gets together for an authentic Italian family dinner. I am always in charge of making the pasta since im the only one that can pull off grandmas homemade from scratch recipe. i also have a very bad memory so i make a sure that i always mark it on my colander.
i always make way too much food, just like grandma used to do!
it may be a corny meal, but theres always polenta to go around!
I can't wait for Thanksgiving dinner. My grandma always made the best food. She always used a lot of herbs and spices. It really is a wonderful thyme.
I had a toothache last week and the wife made me call the dentist to schedule an appointment. Once I got off the phone my wife asked when is your sheduled appointment? I said, "Next Friday at Tooth-Hurty".