Punday 230!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
(Please note, I’m changing prizes temporarily. Sorry! Hive price has gone wild, which is great, but has changed financial decisions a bit! See the prize section for details. Not for the prizes awarded today from last week, of course, but for this week’s contest, whose prizes will be awarded next week)
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Zoo.
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster (~$2), 1 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from theabsolute:quinnertronics:wrestlingdesires:cmplxty:rayius:rentmoney
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Zoo
As in
Which animal laughs even more cruelly than a hyena? The Jeer affe.
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Nice bro
Oh, I probably stink at this, but so what?
The Monk Keys (Monkeys) opened the chapel’s doors. 🐒
Who’s the sexiest girl in the park? The E Gal (Eagle ) 🦅 .
Please donate some clothes for the bear(bare). 🐻
Who’s got the loosest morals in the place? The Horse. 🐎
Who’s got all the boys on speed dial? The Crocodile. 🐊
Who tells the tallest stories in the zoo? The lion.(lying/lyin’) 🦁
NICE
At our local zoo the lions are the mane attraction. The zoo keeper absolutely insistes that gatorade is the only thing the alligators will drink. I know what you are thinking, "You goat to be kidding me". This same zoo keeper also likes to catfish the locals. That zoo is one interesting watering hole.
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You're not lion . Hive prices have gone wild!
i was wondering how this contest would change with the price! im glad i stacked up all the hsbi from this weekly game😘 too bad you cant just send some of the sbi you already have...i know its bursting out yr ears! i think the 100% vote still seems like a great prize!...pun forthcoming
I work at the local zoo and everyone always asks why the zebras and cheetahs arent in the same enclosure...like they would be in their natural habitat.
The answer is twofold, of course. While it is true that the cheetahs may try to eat the zebras, as they are their natural prey-it is mostly for aesthetic reasons...you never wanna mix stripes and polka dots together...it doesn't match!
i think that may not be a pun so I'm gonna retract that entry but leave it for posterity.
official entry:
You may think there's something fishy about the aquatic section being my favorite part of the zoo, but i just have a whale of a time every time i take a dive through that building... just reeling in all that aquatic life. in fact, i haven't gone in a while so I've been kind of urchin to go visit my local zoo again. You should try it sometime-you might have a eel good time if you just give it a chance. please knock it off with tapping the glass though.
What animals are the most religious?
Alligators. Because when they are gathered together, they are called a congregation of alligators
The one display at the zoo was ridiculous. I was expecting all sorts of reptiles, but it was a crock
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Been a longgg time @improv. How do you do?😅 I missed your pun contests and I'm back for all the laughter and hilarious comments.
Here's my pun for the week:
Topic: Zoo
Last week when I visited the zoo, we were asked to stand upright for an hour as part of the stamina test. But I was observant enough to FISH out many CHEETAHS(Cheaters) who took turns to go LION(lie on) the ZEBRA crossings to relax their muscles rather than use the rest room as claimed.
I just went to a zoo the other day, but they only had one dog in the whole place!
It was a Shih Tzu. :)
I went to the Aquatic park and there were so many crying kids at every performance...
Talk about Killer wails! Eeeesh.
I sell ceramic flooring for animal enclosures.
You could say I rep tiles.
This is dang! Hahaha. You nailed it. I like it.
Just like when I worked at the bird sanctuary sitting on eggs...
It's an On nest days pay for an On nest days work.
Lmao that was a good one!
Where is the loo?!?! I'm locked in my room! I can't get out, someone please help.
Oh, that's right. I'm in the zoo. They locked me up because I dressed up like an elk!
If you must do something stupid for a dare, perhaps try a hat of tinfoil. But I have to warn you - if you dress up as an animal, make sure that the zipper is coated in oil.
We recently went to the zoo and got to walk into one of the animal enclosures. It was a lot of fun but what was even funnier was it was a feeding enclosure so we gave our son some of the food in his hand for them to come over. He was like a deer in headlights when they all ran to him! The actual deer we were feeding had their roles reversed for once in their lives!