Punday Monday 372!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is elections!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@elementm
Again!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

elections

As in,
Where do penguins and polar bears go to vote? Where everyone goes, of course! To the poles!

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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Thanks @improv! I feel a lil self conscious winning again 😅 but it was a gouda pun (🥁). I'll see what I come up with this week 👍

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Okay, I got one:

I was destined to be president. Just the other day my Australian friend who's always trying to get me to jog volunteered to be my running mate. 🥁

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The election’s a real cat-astrophe; Trump says immigrants are paws-ing for dinner, while Kamala’s already fetching taxes on your dog’s future treats!

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For all of the talk of the left/right divide, 'bipartisan' policies seem to be very popular right now- because I guess the people with the most money just "buy" their way into politics!

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