Punday Monday 371!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is cheese!
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How To Make a Pun
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
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How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
cheese
As in,
What was that hit song by the Cheese-tles? Oh yeah. Let it Brie.
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Thank you 😃! I'll probably enter late this week again but I'll make it in time. Hopefully we'll get more of the regulars back for this round too👍👍
I have a friend nicknamed Chizzy but I pronounce it as Cheese just like say cheese
Soft cheese in my mouth,
always melting my heart.
OK, I've got one:
I've been asking Mario and Luigi what their favorite cheese is for months. They just keep telling me, “Its-a good-a!”
What is the preferred cheese of both men and hobbits on middle-earth??
Bree, of course!
I'm vegan so I don't eat any cheese at all. I despise it so much that it makes my blood curdle!
Even though I'm vegan, I do work in the dairy industry at a cheese factory... You gotta make that cheddar somehow!
I went out to eat with some friends and got pizza.... But after I ordered the pizza with cashew cheese, a few of my friends looked at me like I was nuts!