50 words zapfic microfiction story with prompt "toy store"

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On the first day of Christmas, my Mama bought many assault weapons from the toy store, armed us against every grasshopper in her farm
"Shoot em"
"Bioweapons!"
"Attack!!!!"
We attacked the enemies of mother, just like the saying "Enemies of my mother is mine".
At last, we won the war

I'm using this opportunity to welcome @felt.buzz to this post
Thanks for reading