(TOO MANY BONGS, NOT ENUFF CHEESEBURGERS) 420BLAZEIT 2: GAME OF THE YEAR -=Dank Dreams and Goated Memes=- [#wow/11 Like and Subscribe] Poggerz Edition

That's got to be the longest title I've ever submitted. Poggers, the cabal has risen once again, hotfoot our crack to the war machine, and yeet these globetrotting white collar from fanum taxing us, skibidi power all the way. YOLO SWAG @ yo G, let's roll out.

Man, I couldn't self-loathe myself deep enough to write this. Probably will have to fix that later on. As for this game, 420BLAZEIT 2 is a sequel to a game not found on Steam, but your very own respective itch.io. Get ready to have those dopamines flow hard, this title will drive to the acid trip edge of insanity, and complete bonkers screen blasting with sh*tposts.

It's also one of the most exciting shooters I've played, damn near railway tributes to every good titles you know from F.E.A.R., Half Life 2, Call of Duty, Serious Sam, Counter Strike, and making it feel contemporary on its own. It's just damn good fun, unexpectedly so.

Oh, would you look at that, cheap assets, gaudy U.I., and sans serif font? I feel like at home. This game is totally not cringe, but wait, remember Anger Foot? Yeah, kicking doors is something you'll love when you indiscriminately barge in, room after room, shooting people.

A terribly exploitive, software stock voiced boss of mine needs me to infiltrate the illuminati's base, and then take them down. Those goat herders finally got their comeuppance, some insane slide, back sliding, triple-dupple killing sprees, sick mind with a sick grind. Then finally, I faced their ultimate menace, Mecha Sherk! Bullet spongy as hell, I took em down.

But in the end of the fight, resulted in a philosophical discovery that the person inside Mecha Sherk is trapped Spoderman, such "illuminating" statements. So starts the questions, and a time jump to 2024. More memefied in the modern era, and a return of our old evil pals.

Also, it seems Agent 69 has gotten older, and a little less sharp on things. So now he has to deal with the abject denigration of his boss to the point of being forced to go back to his job. No worries, the rewards are nifty enough to be worth it. Yeah, the shooting in this game is, far better than most games I've played so far. It's a bit derivative, but I can tell there was a lot of effort.

It feels super competent, snappy, level design, even if nonsensical, was good enough to create this arcade arena inspired shooter galleries. Not every time's the case as it'll ask me to do some odd problem-solving, something like shooting a cage lock to free a fish before it kamikaze right towards the enemy, and blow them up. You know, some of the insane stuff like taking time slowdown pills, VCR disc that acts as a shield, shrinking machines, I couldn't keep up.

This game was basically taking the piss out at the Duke Nukem titles. It's arenas of bizarre shootouts, to areas with no action but existing for contemplating my existence, before shooting out begins again. There are a lot of creative liberties the game also takes to spice things up.

One level, Truth Land, had me jumping platforms, shooting shrunken enemies, and dear god, I kid you not, literal sarcastic jokes about flat earthers, 5G network conspirators, people who don't believe Australia exists, it's so zany, and just out of the blue, I'm in an arcade arena where everything has pixelated filter, and shooting rocket launchers at mob waves coming at me.

You like guns? Yeah, you get to collect so many fancy guns from various missions. A peashooter? NO WORRIES! Peashooter skinned with gold, and burst-fires. A semi-auto that insults you worse than anything Borderlands has done, and the absolute balls tripping dubstepper, whooo!

It's never linear, and predictable, it goes out of its way to introduce mission choices, yet each level are unique to their own. Hell, even I can shrink, and I died so many times in one level over a combination of high enemy count, destructable environment, and a fan puzzle where I die if I get caught, but an enemy and explosive in-between the off switch.

All those are icing on the cakes, because the side levels are even more hilarious. VR zombies, and poop jokes. What do you get? Poop jump packs, poop ground stompers, pooping mini-games while I fend off the troglodyte undead. 360 no scoping them with my sniper rifle even. Look, just too much, and I'm already spoiling from you guessing all of this. I really love the shooting mechanics.

Sometimes we need dumb fun, even if it isn't entirely perfect. I had trouble running the game while dealing with choppy framerates. It also has RTX illumination, so yeah, better have a beefy PC of sorts to get it running. But overall, I had a blast, chef's kiss.