Chop Alone And Die Alone

“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”

― Bill Murray

I met a man yesterday, a man of timber and caliber, beautifully created on a Sunday morning and given birth to wearing a suit, the only problem was that this man was hungry 😂.

Let's call this man, Man A and the other man on my left side, Man B.

This man (Man A) was very weak, looking like someone that has been starved for weeks..... Just within five minutes of my entry in the bus, he yawned for Eight times (the ones I counted) before we finally met a groundnut seller.

He quickly reached to his pocket and got two hundred Naira (approximately $0.3) out and bought the groundnut.
He balanced to eat this (you needed to see the preparation this man did just to eat this groundnut 😂, I had to adjust to make sure there's no fried rice by the side)

I've never seen someone beg inside the bus but today I did.... The man on the left (Man B) asked him for some groundnuts,
He continued his activities like he wasn't the one spoken to...

Man B asked again and Man A didn't respond again.

Man B got annoyed and said,

Chop/ eat alone and die alone

Man A finally broke silence and responded almost immediately saying,

"Of course, you will die alone and I will come for condolences."

Man B finally gave up and left him to enjoy his groundnut😂

I was laughing within me thinking that the whole saga was over until a satchet pure water seller came around and Man B wanted to buy one for himself....

Man A already finished his groundnut just few minutes ago and was thirsty but I guess he didn't have money on him again to buy one.

He asked Man B to buy one for him
and Man B smiled....
I think he will be saying, "I never knew my payback time will come this early😅"

He didn't respond to the man also.

Man A asked him again and this time, Man A was already drinking the pure water he bought while the pure water seller was there still waiting for Man A to buy for Man B.

Man A finished drinking and broke the silence asking the pure water seller to go since he's not buying again.

Man A shouted he who buys alone dies alone too😂

Man B responded immediately saying,

"Of course, you will die alone and I will come for condolences."

I couldn't hold my laughter anymore and ended up laughing like a kid in that bus 🤣.

When I was done laughing, Man A asked me to get him pure water,

I wanted to pull his legs by telling him he didn't give me groundnut so why expect me to buy him pure water but I wasn't ready for what might be his response so I just bought him one and collected my thank you 🤣

It wasn't over oh... Man A finished drinking the pure water and turned to the other man and said,

"You're not a good person, so because I didn't give you groundnut, you couldn't buy one pure water for me😂😂"

E shock me oh...

Wetin be the basis of good person again in this situation abeg because e b like say I no be good person oh

Still dangling my heads for answer when we arrived to our destination

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