Meeting My New Daddy; Elon Musk

Hello everyone hope you are doing great, and that your day went very well too.
Here is how I will react if Elon Musk calls me to tell me that he is my father.
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Maybe I cried myself to sleep the previous night because I was not sure of breakfast the next day.
Then I woke up the next day, and my rang and rang while I was still in bed.

    **Dialogue** 

Unknown Number: Hello am I speaking with somuchgrace
Me: Yes you are, how can I help you, please?
Unknown Number: I am Elon Musk and I am your real father
Me: Said that again
Elon Musk: Yes, can I come to your house and see you?
Me: No let me and see you instead

I stood up from the bed, rushed into my bathroom, washed my face only, and then left to meet my new father.
Maybe my parents would ask me where we were going, and I would tell them
"I'm coming"
And on the road, my neighbors would ask me
"Where are you rushing to?"
I will reply "I'm coming"

Reach Elon Musk's house, and probably meet his security
Security: who are you and what are you looking for
Me: I want to see my father
Security: oh are you @somuchgrace
Me: Yes I am
I'm being taken to Elon Musk, reaching there I won't even let him say anything
Me: sir I am @somuchgrace and I need my right, you need to pay for all those years of damages, those times I did not eat well, those times I did not do well financially.
Elon Musk: I'm on it my dear, please send me your account details
Me: Ehn
Elon Musk; yes I'm serious
After the transfer, I will tell him, sir, let me go and bid my old parents farewell, he agrees, and then tells his driver to carry me home.

Reaching my house, I checked the alert for the first time to see that a sum of $80 trillion had been sent to me, I fainted on the ground my parents so surprised telling the entourage to give them some time to give first aid, then I am being taken to the room by my parents.

I will open my eyes and tell them, that I am okay telling them that they should give me their account details. I know my mom would stagger, then after the account details have been sent, I transfer $1 trillion to each of them and then tell the good news.

My mom will now faint, and I will try to give her first aid too, my dad will start crying because he will miss me, the entourage will start to pack my stuff, and then I will cry because I will miss them too.

Then reaching my new father's house, I will make sure that I will tell him to go see my parents and compensate them for taking care of me.

Then I would change my life, with the rest of the money. I will buy HP, a lot of them, then host my first hive project in the rural areas for youths, teaching how to invest in hive.



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Oh my stomach ohhhh
I couldn't stop laughing
In Nigeria we call this VIVID IMAGINATION hahahaha

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This is hilarious, imagination want to wound you ooo😂
Thanks for sharing

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