500 a day keeps the doctor away!
That sounds like a good enough title! Let me see if I can meme it up also!
Word of warning, if anyone does have "Hives", you may need to consult with a real doctor!
And, we're off! Well on track for 100 words today! Oh, wait, 500, right! We've got this!
Anyone noticed I use the same start all the time, I need to stop complaining about 500 words if I'm committing to do 500 words!
So, 500 words! Yey! We can do it! so much to write about tonight!
Sometimes the old meme templates are the best!
Today's been a good day! After yesterday's Hive power-up day I feel buzzed and ready to go!
Spent the day at a museum, looking at all the stolen artefacts we've collected over the years! Some collection! At least you get in for free.
Question? When to use the question mark? I find myself adding it to the end of a lot of sentences, that I guess arent questions. (like that one...its a statement or a question?) Since Grammarly keeps flagging them up to me...
Are rhetorical questions questions? Or is the clue in the name...
Grammarly wants to remove the second questions... does are rhetorical questions work, I think not Grammarly!
Why only 3 "..." why not 2? Too close to a mistook in the grammar? (yes.. I meant that one (and that one)) Did you catch the two of them? Let me know below!
Woooooow we're half way there! Dancing in the sloth light today! Anyway, where were we?
Isn't the English language fascinating? Their, there and they're! Where, wear, we're and were? I think we can group them, all crazily close!
Not to mention the different uses for the same word with different meanings! I refuse to believe this refuse. Once there was a project where we had to project the image of a project being projected!
I may have taken some creative liberty with that one, can you project (throw) a projection? Maybe a projector!
Well, I better take a second to make sure this post isn't second place in your ratings!
Although this 500-word blog is incredibly fine, it's a fine piece of work! Please don't fine me! Not going to lie, I thought these examples would be enough to get me to 500, I think I need to lie down!
I'll be sure to entrance you, with the entrance upon my return!
Not going to lie, taking a step back from the grammar stuff for a second! I almost had a heart attack thinking I'd just lost a big post for a second time! I really need a lie down now! Pun intended!
Oh, puns! LOVE a good pun! Especially animal puns, they're always so slothisticated! Totaly owlkill with that! You'd need to be Lion if you think any of those are good!
Well, hopefully, I'll have at least one that's amoosing before we finish for today! Well, this is Hawkward but we otter get out of here!
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