Tales of the Urban Explorer: Evergreens

Evergreens was not on our planned list of ‘Epic’ visits that day. Who would want to travel 70 miles to try and climb in what another explorer describes as, ‘a former public house which now sits on a festering plot of vacant land’.

There's one of those quite close to me, which remains unexplored. I don't explore alone, it's no fun and so it will remain so. I despised those working men's clubs built in the 1960s, made of bricks and plastic.

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In my later teen years, my friends would drag me into such places so they could drink beer and get pissed. It was never my thing, and I now have an inbuilt hated of this style of architecture due to those shit-filled memories.

Evergreens looked like one of those places and is supposedly being demolished to make way for an Aldi supermarket. The German giant did get their planning permission approved, cleared away the jungle that had surrounded it, and then did… nothing.

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…’no jungle, no brush, no brambles, was it COVID that interfered with Aldi’s plans?’…

A year and a half later, we stumbled upon what was left and noted the jungle was growing nicely again.

Evergreens closed its doors around the mid to late 00's and has been decaying ever since.

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Access to the enclosure was never going to be a big deal, you just need to stand on the herras fencing and then jump off the other side as it tends to spring up and catch your ankle.

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After trudging through the bushes as per the previous image we came upon this house, and garage. I wondered if the landlord might have lived here as it was within a stone's throw from the old pub.

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As someone else had ripped off the solid wooden door (maybe with their bare hands), we were inside quickly and into another derelict mess.

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I can’t say I like the décor much; bright yellow walls are tough on the eyes.

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It's hardly surprising that we were not the first inhabitants in here, besides the Hulk who pulled the door off.

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If this was once a house then it was very small and lacked an upstairs even though from the outside it looks like it's a two-storey building.

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What’s at the end is not a wooden door containing a shower, but some storage area. If it was, then you would be submitted to extremely dark showers.

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It has yielded several sets of wallpaper. Stripping the old stuff off first didn’t appear to be a priority and some of the designs are questionable when it comes to style.

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The back of Evergreens was worse than some of the more recent time capsules I have been doing; left vacant for decades.

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We circled the building looking for weak points and found it severely locked up with no loose 'Palaside' metal strips.

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If you doubt this used to be a public house then look at the sign. 'Sharon Jayne Roden' has moved on to better places I would hope.

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Next to Evergreens lay a derelict gas station; this was equally sealed and things were starting to look grim.

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A row of suburban semi-detached properties overlooked Evergreens. We didn't want the cops turning up, and of course, we were always up to 'no-good' in the eyes of the nearby Karens.

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To the rear and thankfully out of pubic view we spotted a ladder. After struggling through the brambles, @anidiotexplores was up in an instant with myself and @lpff in tow.

With all three of us crouched on the roof we peered through a gaping gap that dropped a good fifteen feet into the bowels of Evergreens. A musty, damp rotting stench emerged from the ripped-away roof section.

“I’m not fucking jumping down there”, I motioned to the others seeing the dim squelchy-looking carpet in the gloom soaked in ancient beer slop.

...'it could well have been water as it was open to the elements, but beer-slop does sound a little more dramatic?'...

"How about the ladder?", one of the others suggested.

The idea was viable so up came the ladder, and with some deliberation @anidiotexplores slowly lowered it into the pit. It barely touched the ground before running out of rungs and rested unevenly on the sodden floor.

"Do you really want to go down there, with this ladder resting on pure fresh air at the top?"

I looked at @lpff who was shaking his head. We do take risks but being locked in Evergreens forever was not how I wanted to end my days. I would guess we couldn’t even get a fresh pint of Kestral, or even Skol.

The thought of drinking that ancient turd-brewed liquid-shit again made me shudder.

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After some deliberation and a committee meeting, @anidiotexplores vetoed the idea.

We were not going down there and whoever left that fucking ladder should have donated a longer one. Cunts!

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He he, i used to pass by some like these ones and not even give them a second look.

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So do I.., unless I am exploring that day, then things are different. Unless it's a complete shit-tip I am generally up for anything.

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I share your dislike of working mens clubs. When I turned 18 my grandad took me every Sunday to the local Socialist Club which was a concrete monstrosity. I hated the place: the decor was something out of the 1960s, a thick fog of smoke choked your lungs, watered down cheap beer, women were not allowed to go to the bar! Moving on, do you often encounter these kind of barriers trying to get in a building?

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Those are the places, no women! Ha.., that wouldn't work today would it?

Smoking indoors, fucking terrible! I got choked in the car as my dad smoked when I was young and then I got hassled as I did the same in my teen years,, by them!

do you often encounter these kind of barriers trying to get in a building?

Yes we do, very often. I walk away from a building, you can't get in them all.

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I used to hang out at a place called The Evergreen in my younger years. It was about as dumpy as this place actually. I'm not sure if it is even still around. I don't head out into that area as much anymore. Most of the bars and buildings over in the US are this style. I am guessing because we have so much space. I dunno.

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Most of the bars and buildings over in the US are this style.

I saw some of them when touring the south-west in small towns. At night, they are lit up with cheesy neon signs.. 'bar' in luminescent blue. We dared not enter as a beating from the locals may have occurred. I think it was in Utah or Nevada.

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Ah, they aren't all bad. Myself, I tend to prefer a dive bar like that. Drinks are usually a lot cheaper and mixed a lot better. Sometimes you find a hidden gem that has some killer food too. Some are definitely more welcome to outsiders than others.

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I enjoyed reading and looking at the photos. It feels like being there too looking around like "detectives" in "an enchanted house." Of course, it is more fun with friends to do such moves. Good job!

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I like to make it a story, rather than just show the images. This one would be quite dull without the backstory!

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Yeah and the story was amazing and well done. I like it 👌 😏

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Looks like an old abandoned kwikies by me.

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Now that would be terrifying.., the black asphalt floors, the derelict toilets (derelict while open) and the one-way (now smashed) windows would be like the end of 'Enter the Dragon'. I may not be able to manage it...

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Lol, licensed to sell any intoxicating liquor indeed.

They always had an air of mystique when I was younger and then I got old enough to go to one and realised its just a jake pit of old drunks

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LOL, it was us young lads feeling grown up, and a few old or middle-aged blokes who generally 'lived' in the pub, stunk of booze and any homo versions would leer at us over their glass. At the time I didn't get the bit!

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I remember it all so well. There was a guy I knew who went up the nearest one every Saturday avo and he always managed to make it sound a bit wild and exciting despite never going into too much detail and then when Iwent it was just old dudes talking about immigrants!

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and then when I went it was just old dudes talking about immigrants!

You listed to old dude banter? My mates were just intent on getting pissed at that discounted shit beer price while playing pool. Fuck, it was awful then.

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They always dragged you into a conversation. Or at least tried. Drunk old basssas. That one advantage was that cheap swill to get drunk on. They were grim days indeed!

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I hope whoever wrote "fuck spiders" was eaten by spiders. Asshole. Spiders are our friends.

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When I saw the first pic I immediately thought of Crossroads Motel. Imagine being stuck in there for the rest of your life ?! Wise move not descending the ladder. A lifetime of being in the company of Benny and Miss Diane (the only two names I could remember) would drive anyone insane!

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Hey, man. Curious. Where in The UK are you? I'm likely going to be coming to London this fall. Would be great to get together.

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That would be good, but I live about 250 miles north 😞.

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It's amazing how most of these abandoned structures are always laced with graffiti.

Good thing y'all didn't jump.

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No go, well done!

Sometimes life and limb are more valuable than losing it all due to a scramble through trash.

When last did you have a Tetanus jab venturing into places like this? Said thunking aloud...

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!PIZZA replenishment for next
!LUV the old, not dirty....

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When last did you have a Tetanus jab venturing into places like this?

Oh... not since a mad dog bit me at the age of 13. Tetanus jabs.. hurt! I remember that bit.

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For sure they do hurt, lockjaw is way worse I believe!

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Interesting. It's a thing that we used to do when we were younger. I'd still want to do this except I don't move as well as I used to. These days I'd be more interested in finding something like a lost treasure or a secret room instead of just being there to party. Oh well, maybe in my next life.

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That's a cracking title picture Slobberchops... the sky and building just look moody AF.

And I agree with ur assessment of the wall paper, that's one part of the 70s best forgotten 😂

Anyway, I'm glad you didn't climb down into the hole m8. Risk assessment used to be part of my last salary job... and weighing pros/cons i think you made the right call.

Better safe - than trapped in a cesspit - sorry 🤣

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Some other explorers did get in here, but I think it was much earlier than our visit. Some holes are not meant to be penetrated heh...

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Lol, indeed!

There is a book by haruki murikami about someone who finds a well in an abandoned garden, and ends up trapped in it and no one but his strange kinky neighbor knows he's down there and keeps him like a pet lowering food etc.

That book put me off random holes for life, as you said 'some just aren't meant for penetrating' 😂

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The book is called 'The wind-up bird chronicle'.

Worth a read if you're looking to start a new book. Haruki Murakami is one of the best (and the best magic realism bar non IMO) author to come out of Japan.

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