Squirrel Sunday - The Criminal
This criminal has been locked behind bars for heinous crimes.
He has a three year life sentence behind bars with no hope for parole for good behavior.
If only this kid didn't witness his terrible crimes he would still be out loose causing mayhem on the rodent population.
All he can do is work on his script for cable tv to hopefully make money for better lawyers.
What are his crimes you might ask? The witness is still too shocked to talk about them to reporters and freezes up until his psychologist can come by to hypnotize him into normality.
The heinous crime involves super glue, trees and the squirrel territories.
The chipmunk was jealous of the squirrel's larger territory so he spread super glue on all their favorite spots. Now they are stuck there forever...
This one used to like sitting it this y branched tree but now that the superglue has been placed there it has become a permanent situation. Only charitable birds and squirrels can help these poor victims by bringing food and water around when they can.
When interviewed by the press on what sort of punishment the chipmunk should get, this victim demanded the chipmunk be exiled into hawk territory. This guy used to be a successful acorn dealer and now all he can do is teach younger squirrels how to be successful business rodents if they happen to crawl by this tree. So far he has coached numerous squirrels into prosperity from this location, don't let a tragedy keep you unproductive he says.
This one is trying to get attention from the press by acting like one of the chipmunk's victims. Help I'm also oppressed please SNN give me an interview and a book deal. He even glued himself down on the ground here for a more realistic effect. Too bad he didn't see the anthill right next to him... Investigators say glue on the ground is not part of the criminal's pattern and now they are charging this squirrel with a hoax crime, his punishment is to become a wildlife advocate at the human's elementary school. Its a tough world out there for a rodent looking to be famous.
They literally have attempeted my murder and are trying to kill me with V2K and RNM. Five years this has been happening to me, it started here, around people that are still here. Homeland security has done nothing at all, they are not here to protect us. Dont we pay them to stop shit like this? The NSA, CIA, FBI, Police and our Government has done nothing. Just like they did with the Havana Syndrome, nothing. Patriot Act my ass. The American government is completely incompetent. The NSA should be taken over by the military and contained Immediately for investigation. I bet we can get to the sources of V2K and RNM then. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism ..... https://ecency.com/gangstalking/@acousticpulses/electronic-terrorism-and-gaslighting--if-you-downvote-this-post-you-are-part-of-the-problem
Poor poor chipmunks 🐿 he deserved some punishment.
The last one is rather cute… down in the ground like that. 😎🤣
If only I could have gotten a picture of the court trial with the jury of his peers.
Find quickly a gathering 😉
If only hahaha 🤣😂 you could make a follow up.
Or it could turn into a story about the squirrels rising up to take over the human territories.
Yes… all possibilities hahaha 🤣
Who knows. Surprise us 😎
That hoax crimes, the problem with those who perpetrate them is that they come unstuck🤣
Awesome wee narrated story as usual!
I wonder what is the name of the TV station, SBS...
SNN or SBS or Fox Squirrel News lol the punishment is elementary school kids petting way to hard all day long and calling him cute at the top of their lungs.
hehe Fox Squirrel News 🤣
They literally have attempeted my murder and are trying to kill me with V2K and RNM. Five years this has been happening to me, it started here, around people that are still here. Homeland security has done nothing at all, they are not here to protect us. Dont we pay them to stop shit like this? The NSA, CIA, FBI, Police and our Government has done nothing. Just like they did with the Havana Syndrome, nothing. Patriot Act my ass. The American government is completely incompetent. The NSA should be taken over by the military and contained Immediately for investigation. I bet we can get to the sources of V2K and RNM then. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism ..... https://ecency.com/gangstalking/@acousticpulses/electronic-terrorism-and-gaslighting--if-you-downvote-this-post-you-are-part-of-the-problem
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I also hate it how the Squirrel News Network reports on the starving squirrels that don't even have any water - as they stand there sipping from their Yeti water bottles living in 5 star hotels eating imported Virginia peanuts. If it is so bad, maybe they could share a little not just report the poor victims misfortune.
Ahh but it is the SNN's bread and almond butter to report on misfortune, they could never get rid of their cash cow.
Too bad the chipmunks make short work of getting out or into anything with a fence....
This criminal won't stay behind bars for long.
Awww let him out of jail. The chipmunk is so cute. I have a couple here and the little red squirrel doesn’t like them. Thankfully they are about the same size as a squirrel will kill a chipmunk.
Maybe the superglue was the result of a long running Hatfield–McCoy feud.