Squirrel Sunday - Alien Invasion

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The squirrels are back for another #squirrelsunday

The watchout squirrel high up in the tree has spotted something strange.


I'd better warn everyone of the strange thing I have witnessed. Will they believe me or laugh me off as a conspiracy theorist...


First he tried to warn the squirrels lounging in the grass. They just looked at him funny then went back to munching on grass.


The backyard squirrel took heed of the watchout squirrel's warning and ran off to his den to prepare for the invasion...


The street squirrel paused for a bit then went back to dodging cars. What do I care about an alien invasion when I'm risking my life every day dodging these huge metal beasts that block my movements every day?


The meditation squirrel already knows about the alien invasion that the watchout squirrel just noticed. She says they come in peace.


The junk collector squirrel didn't even listen to the warnings and was too busy trying to dig up some old bottle caps to trade with the rats in the sewer.


Now that all the squirrels have been warned the watchout squirrel decides to take a rest and try and remove the image of the strange aliens he witnessed.


Meanwhile the aliens are multiplying exponentially in the water before they begin their land invasion. The first colonized area will be in the squirrel territories. Their plan is to force the squirrels to harvest cicadas for them to eat.


Now the conquered squirrels are doing double the work trying to harvest their own acorns and walnuts as well as cicadas for the Asian carps that took over their territory. The squirrel underground is planning an alliance with the humans to try and get them to use their strange rod and string technology to remove their oppressors. The humans have agreed but only if the junkyard squirrel stops trading bottle caps with the rats in the sewer system.

That's all for now, thanks for looking :-)



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You can't make this stuff up lol

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Haha I had no idea they did the flying thing. I'm waiting for Illinois to start the asian carp bounty so I can get rich. Just looked it up and I guess there already is a $100 bounty per carp turned into the department of natural resources... That photo I took could have landed me 500 bucks I I had a boat and a net.

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Yes, thank you very much. Send regards for success.

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I need to buy a fishing rod and a net first, 100 dollars a fish could become a great weekend hobby.

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It is all time funny to look this small ones 🤗👌👌👌👌🍺

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They are pretty hilarious especially when they fight over territory.

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LOL! Loved this one! One of the better ones. :)) Especially, "but only if the junkyard squirrel stops trading bottle caps with the rats in the sewer system".

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Hah some of the downtown chicago rats are larger than squirrels.

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