Life as a lunatic

photo by @wakeupkitty

I watched as Mildred ate from the trash
I had always wanted this to happen
But then it seems I'm getting emotional already

I refuse to share Melvin
And nature understood what I meant
Without fighting a bit,
She became loosed
And loosed Melvin to me as well

I watched a once hot babe
Roam the streets of Uruaekpa
In search of food
At dustbins
At refuse dumps
At waterways
.......name it

I knew my spoilt meals always had a direction
And this cheese is no different
I'll rather keep it for Mildred the lunatic
Than send it down the trash can just again

As for the mart where I ordered this
I'm sure gonna sue them for incompetence
A spoilt cheese is a convincing evidence
But Mildred will sure be my witness in court.



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Oh, gosh what can I say? So much hate. It could made one feel really sad but you know what? I love it!

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I wonder what happened to Mildred, how did she turn into a lunatic?
Was it you who did it?

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I absolutely love it, besides the insurmountable hatred for Mildred. But was Melvin worth it? Usually not in my opinion, but to each his or her own.

I like how you introduced us to the sought-after Melvin through your shared love by Mildred.

But what was funny was that she caused Mildred's lunacy, I believe. And the proof, as they say, is in the pudding or cheese in this instance.

Thanks so much for sharing. A wonderful but lunatic read I didn't expect. Take care.
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