Men And Their Cheesy Pick-Up Lines(Part 1)
We do know that what women hear has an impact on them. And this is precisely why guys will go to any length to flood our ears, hearts, and minds with sweet nothings. Lol.
Meanwhile, here's something I've been meaning to write about for a long time. So, when you read these lines, take a bowl of popcorn and a drink.
Do you know that I can rearrange the letters of the alphabet only for you and me?
Today didn't start off well for me, and I wasn't feeling so well until a young man chose today of all days to send me some cheesy lines.
Efe, do you know that I can REARRANGE THE LETTERS OF THE ALPHABETS JUST SO YOU AND I CAN BE TOGETHER?
Today didn't start off well for me, and I wasn't feeling so well until a young man chose today of all days to send me some cheesy lines.
And, before you ask, I didn't become irritated; instead, I burst out laughing.
These lines are nothing new to me as a Nigerian. In fact, if you're not Nigerian, some of these lines should be familiar.
Guys, this is the type of pick-up line our forefathers used to grab the hearts of our "foremothers." The minute I read this one, I just knew this young man was out to crack me up. I understood right away that the young man had no game, so I urged him to go back to the drawing board and better prepare himself. Sister girl, if any brother uses this line with you, tell him to go right ahead with rearranging the letters of the alphabet.
You see, Nigerian men are very good with words, and that’s how they turn our heads upside down.
2. If only I met you before my wife/girlfriend
Almost every Nigerian lady who has been approached by a married man or a man in a relationship is very familiar with this line. I just stare in "utter shookery" every time I hear this one. Some of these "unserious" men would say anything to get you exactly where they want you.
They give you the impression that you’re better than the woman they’re currently with. Sadly, some ladies fall for the trick. But please read this out loud: "NEVER AGAIN!"
Nigerian men, you know, are really excellent with words, which is how they flip our brains upside down. I want you to take off your shoes, dust them together, and run like you're being chased the next time you hear this line. Men in this category are pathetic liars!
3. The Holy Spirit revealed to me that you are my wife!
This is the joke of the century, people. I recall a young man telling me while I was in 100 level at university that God told him I was his wife. He claimed to have seen us in his dreams, and I was dressed in a wedding dress. He went on to add that we were sitting in a garden and were so happy.
I just told him that until God showed me the same dream he showed him, I wasn’t buying into the notion. Deep down in my heart, I knew it was all a farce, and I prayed fervently against such dreams. I’m a daughter of Zion, but I also have a spec (winks).
This line, is mostly used by "brothers in the Lord" who are too timid to come correct, or "brothers in the world" who know you’re the religious type and would rather cut through corners to get you since they know you'll become soft if they mention God. If a man ever says this to you, you better DYOR.
4. Wow, the weather is really bad for your lips; I can help you heal the cracks.
This shabby line is the one a guy used on me during Harmattan season. In other words, he wanted to moisten my lips with his mouth, as in "kiss me," because the weather was causing my lips to tear. If anyone of the sistergirls falls for this trick, then something is wrong. For some reason, I can picture @attentionneeded using this line. Lol, my friend is something else.
5. Oh my God, I know you. You look familiar. We’ve met before, right?
This is one of the sleekest lines to ever exist. Even I fell for this line over and over again. I’ve come to realise that some men use this line because they’re too shy to start a conversation on a clean slate.
I’ve checked this entire dictionary, and I still can’t seem to find the words to describe your beauty.
You see this line? This is what I call "finish her." This one will have you blushing and giggling from left to right. The men who use this particular line are mostly referred to as "Yoruba Demons."
6. Tell your mother that her search for a son-in-law is over.
7. Did you fall from the sky? Cause your beauty is not of this world.
Guys, please add yours.
PS: I'll be looking out for the best pick up lines to add in part 2!
😂😂... Pick-up lines never get boring, they are great ways to crack one up..🤣🤣
Never boring!😂
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Just like a woman who preached and talked about a man who came to her house and said the Lord has confirmed that any woman he sees making amala at that moment will be his wife and that is because when he came to the woman´s house, he met her turning amala 🤣
I don´t even freak out when I hear guys saying this because they are all lies. As Nigerians, we need to be extra careful of these trick and sweet mouthed words from them.
Whatttt???!!!🤣
I didn't hesitate to read this when I say the "pick-up line" of a thing
When men actually want something, they try to impress the best way they can. These are actually old but surprisingly, some ladies still fall for them.
I am quite surprised as well.
I remember one I heard from a guy... "Babe, my eyes may not want you but my heart definitely do from the very first time I saw you" 😂
Shey is nor the eye that wants me too ni? 🤣
Guys are good with pickup lines abeg, I think there must a time in every of their lives when they learn these special lines.
Ahhhhh! His eyes do not want you ke?🤣.
Should I use one for you? 😏
My question is, do you know what pick up lines are?
Don't worry, I think there are online class to learn about it... I understand you don't know them
Lol
Hehehe
I don't do pickup lines though, but I give classes for those who are interested 🥰
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And why is that so unbelievable?
Na you no wan believe am 😏
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@ksam what's going on in my comment section? 😌
Limme oooooo
You call them cheesy, I say they are "Women magnets" lol
Women magnets indeed🤣
I think the cheesiest one is the last one, ... but number 4 could work?... iv archived that for a later occasion on the weekend when the wife is away. That's when I get my special aftershave out 'Sex Panther', .... 60% of the time it works every time. with pickup line number 4, it's going to be .... watch out ladies! 😆
No, please leave the ladies out of this, else I'd call the wife!🤣 🤣
This is very common with church brothers... I know this is the line they use in movies that I have watched. Approach the girl and tell her that God says this and that, and I know that same God would be shocked looking at them.
I like your reply to the guy that until you have the same dream, you are not buying the notion.
I no sabi toast woman but let me add to it....
Do you know you are the only one made for me?
This last line wey you add so, na your line ba?😂
nah... I just formed it... 😂😂😂
Good morning sir
How is the family? 😅😅😅
Omoor the family is doing well... How your wife?
hahaha
You don retaliate with vawulence bah
lol
Married man
Isi you dah U marwe? 🙄🙄🙄
This holy spirit line got too much to bear at some point. Some ladies were now like,"go and tell the same holy spirit to come and reveal to me too😅 "
These men be lying against that. innocent holy spirit
You forget to add one of the most common pick up line.." I was going through the book of numbers and I realized I don't have yours" tch😂
I'm definitely adding this to part 2😂 😂
I'd be delighted 😅.
Can't wait for part 2
Oh, it's almost here🤣
Daughter of Zion with the spec 🙌
Prayerful Diva 🙌
Unfortunately, the truth is that some of these lines still work for some girls/ladies and they fall yakata. Yet there are others who fall back to back. Hopefully, they'll get sense later, after the Sons of Adam don show dem premium shege.
But las las, do you know that I can rearrange the alphabets so that U and I can be together?? 😏😏😏
Ksammmmm, you cannot arrange anything. @merit.ahama come and see the @ksam that wanted to give you lines o 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
That guy is gonna stay single for a longggggggg time 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
See you oooo
It is giving you joy abi
It is sweeting you very very well
Ksam is involved naaaa
@omosefe haff seen someone that they'll follow and conspire well 🙄
😂😂😂
Ehen nau
Why e nor go sweet me 🤪
you eeeehn
What ya doing to me is nor good ooo
Ehen what's good to do to you if not this 🤷♀️😁
Waka 😂😂😂
You eeeehn
Yaff come again
Where have you been all the while?
Omo.... I've heard too much of these pick-up lines, at this point I fit deck person. But they usually crack me up sha, and I don't really get angry at them. I just find the whole thing so amusing.
But this one wey I hear ehn "does your mum sell okro, cause I can't help drawing myself to you."😂🚮
Or "do you sell tomatoes, cause you make me shiver from my head to-ma-toes."
I fit ment.😂
Abeg no deck person pikin o🤣!
I'm definitely adding these your lines to part 2 😁
😂😂🤣🤣 my. These guys sometimes indirectly insult us with these cheesy lines.
The ones that get me is this "Roses are red, violets are blue" then they add something pretty dumb to the end 🤣🤣.
Here's one for you: Do you believe in love at first sight? I didn’t until I almost got blinded by your beauty and elegance 🎆😂
Ahhh! These men are hilarious!😂 No go blind person with your beauty and elegance sha
😹 this is so true...an experience I would never forget was when I and my sister went out and a guy approached her and was like, you can call me lizard cause, agama eyes of you. Like he meant the agama lizard and like my sister was just looking as if he was okay. Me, I was laughing because there was absolutely nothing picking about those lines my dear.
Yesssss! I remember this one 🤣 😂 😭!
Im definitely adding it to part 2!
😹😹 and I'll be expecting it surely
Oya follow me back mehn 🤣
These cracked me up 😂
Well I’ve sent a pickup line before but he was my man already, “Do you smoke cos weed be cute together.” 😂
Even youuuu???🤣🤣
Even me o 😭
Love is a weird thing!
Lmao. I've been there. I understand sis
I actually took time to peruse the line of thought communicated in this article and they intrigued me alot and so couldn't help myself but get fascinated. I also read the comments especially the ones from the ladies and I haven't stopped laughing since then. But do you know what? @omosefe E dey pain me say una know these things but all of una still dey fall 😅😅 You may actually tell us here that you are used to those lines and can't yield to them but deep down you know they still work. This is natural because our ladies like you said get carried away by what they hear. But I feel that things can get better and that is when our ladies wake their rational faculty and scrutinize those lines. For it is only when one sees the emptiness in those lines that one can actually live above them.
But seriously🙄🙄 @omosefe @attentionneeded since I met you, I have not been able to concentrate are you sure you have not charmed me?😋😋
Right! Somehow, we still fall. Una too get sweet mouth.
Ehen, you need to focus on the goal here @jesus-son , don't be distracted o😅. Wait...you dey try give me lines ba?
E no bad nah 😅😅😅 @omosefe
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Iye Iye @jesus-son... since you met me? How na? what did I do?
😅😅😅 na for dream o @attentionneeded. No mind me jare