8 Billion People On The Planet, But I’m Still Single…Phew!

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Apparently, the world’s population has now hit 8 billion! And, as expected, Nigeria is Africa's most populated country, with a total population of 206,139, 589 people. Just In case you still don't get it, Nigeria has well over 200 million people, but somehow, I’m still looking for Mr. Right.

With about 5 years as a single pringle, it is safe to say that I am now the President of the SPA(Single Pringle Association). Meanwhile, even if you've been single for ten years, you're not allowed to compete for this title with me.

My birthday was a few days ago, and it struck me how much I needed to find Mr. Right. I'm aging you guys! In addition, instead of calling me "fine girl," like they used to, people now refer to me as "fine aunty." I want to cry!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not single because I lack ADMIRERS. I'm single as a result of my indecision, plus a slew of other issues that I cannot even begin to mention here. @ksam, don't even ask me what the issues are, because I will not answer another single pringle (or, has the status changed?)

Ladies! Have you looked at the other gender (men) lately? These 21st-century dudes are damnnnnn fine! Those who don't have the cutest face compensate with height, and those who don't have the best height compensate with voice, intelligence, aura, beard, and so on.

There’s always something special about them. I could give you a list of some exceptional "hombres”(I'll leave you to translate this on your own) here on hive, but I won't… before you'd go after my "hombre" (literally rolling my eyeballs in 360 degrees).

Also, you can’t convince me otherwise; it was a lady who coined the phrase “There are many fishes in the ocean”. That lady saw what I now see in these men. Such beautiful creations!

Meanwhile, why is the male gender like this? Is there any kind of sensor that alerts them that there are good men we’re ready to say yes to? Or that we’re dating men who make us happy? Why do you people take pleasure in confusing my gender?

Meanwhile, as I previously stated, I am single by choice, and I have quite a good number of admirers.

For a short while, my admirers seemed to be on sabbatical, except for one amazing young man. We clicked well, and I was beginning to see that he could be the reason I end my self-inflicted singledom. However, before I said Jack, my admirers increased in number and came at me in droves. Whhhhhhyyyyyy? Why did they choose to come at me all at once?

Call me names, but if you were me, you’d be in a worse dilemma because every single one of them is amazing. Surprisingly, 90% of them
are Tech guys, and I've always had a thing for tech guys!

If I hadn't always been a one-woman-to-one-man kind of person, I wouldn't have let any of them go(just kidding!)

Note: Before you come at me, Please understand that I'm only kidding(where I come from, it's called "cruise"). Nevertheless, I hope I made you laugh. Dear @josediccus, I know I left this comment on your post, and I still stand by it (wink emoji).

“I honestly am not innocent in all of the points you've raised here. I used to like them tall, handsome, and light-skinned with pink lips, beards, and chiseled abs. Well, this was until I met a guy who ticked all the physical appearance boxes but had nothing more to offer. He was rude, arrogant, and very nasty. Since then, I have learned to look beyond physical appearances.


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So tell me, @ksam, @starstrings01, @onwugbenuvictor, and co, in a world of 8 billion people, why are you still single?

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😂😂😂

Wow wow... so now that I have ran out of bullets to shoot my shot, you tell me that my height doesn't matter anymore?? Amazing!

I don't know how true this is, but I do think there are times and seasons men wake up to go out to hunt (or is it fish??). I would actually admit to that. One moment I am interested in you and feeling all hyped about getting to you, but any shege you show like this, I flee.🤣🤣🤣

I may, however, try again...but for now, I flee!!😁

PS: I am only catching cruise too...

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This war you want to start 😂😂 hope you get pump action

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For where???😂😂

I don clear road for you my ogas😁

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No ooo, na @ksam I dey fight for. Omosefe don pass our level, me and you 😂😂

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@josediccus My boss, pass which level? Abeg o, put me down from where you keep me ooo🤣

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Wow wow... so now that I have ran out of bullets to shoot my shot, you tell me that my height doesn't matter anymore?? Amazing!

I didn't say that o🤣 🤣

I don't know how true this is, but I do think there are times and seasons men wake up to go out to hunt (or is it fish??). I would actually admit to that. One moment I am interested in you and feeling all hyped about getting to you, but any shege you show like this, I flee.🤣🤣🤣

Ehen! I said it...you people planned this thing

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Comrade 🙌🙌🙌🙌
You no dey catch cruise anything 😂😂😂

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Na you be the captain of my ship wey I dey cruise??😂

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Ahhhh you omitted the second "c" in my name so I didn't get the notification though. Anyways, what do I know, a fine woman as you, I think it's obvious these guys would come. Sometimes the fear of doing it wrongly is the beginning of wisdom.

Anyways I am not a tech man, I be future seller, maybe selling goods and services, I no fine and I don't have money, coupled with other serious issues that kills my chances, so, as the Lord wills it, his pikin is ready to listen 😂😂.

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My bad, I have corrected the error. I just don't why I keep making the same mistake.

Anyways, what do I know, a fine woman as you,

Stopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttt, I like it!😊

Anyways I am not a tech man, I be future seller, maybe selling goods and services, I no fine and I don't have money, coupled with other serious issues that kills my chances, so, as the Lord wills it, his pikin is ready to listen 😂😂

Lmao, nor worry, you dey intelligent na. You no see "intelligence" for my list?

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Stopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttt, I like it!😊
Them dey rush you like broccoli, it's not easy to be fresh like Titus.

I wish say I fit talk some things, but people like ksam get retentive memory. 😂😂😂

Lmao, nor worry, you dey intelligent na. You no see "intelligence" for my list?

Only people that knows me reach house fit tell you say I be olodo

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Them dey rush you like broccoli, it's not easy to be fresh like Titus.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

wish say I fit talk some things, but people like ksam get retentive memory. 😂😂😂

Talk am, no fear😌

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I wish say I fit talk some things, but people like ksam get retentive memory.

Baba I see what you did here 😂😂😂

Make I jejely soak my garri in peace 😂

Agama eyes on you 😅

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How you go take see wife bayi?

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Ahhhhh
This Vawulence na Pro Max edition ooo 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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Ahh
The Lord shall provide ooo

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I had decided before now to be single for life but this writing makes me want to rethink and decide otherwise. This is because I have this weakness of falling for the opposite gender who is exceptionally intelligent especially with the usage of words and possesses a good sense of humor. @omosefe if u don't mind can we reason together 😅😅
Abeg na cruise all us dey o.
Nice piece 👍👍👍 @omosefe
But wait o, this one wey I dey hear @ksam reoccuringly, hope say issues no dey 🙄🤐🤐. I no talk sha

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@jesus-son kindly [read this post] (https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@omosefe/men-and-their-cheesy-pick) and give me updates 🤣

This is because I have this weakness of falling for the opposite gender who is exceptionally intelligent especially with the usage of words and possesses a good sense of humor. @omosefe if u don't mind can we reason together 😅😅

Lmao,thanks for the compliment😁. @ksam na my guy, I wan find trouble small.

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Some people just like me sha
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And I am the deputy president of SPA. Hahahha, your post made me laugh, nice one.

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This is a very difficult position. Are you sure you want the title?🤣🤣🤣

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All of you people choosing and hoarding these titles to yourself, I can't remember the last time I Convoked a meeting to elect new body of executives.

I'm watching you all!

@omosefe started it, and very soon she'll explain herself to me and the entire council (still me).

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Young man, if you want a title just say it. I can find one secretarial role for you.

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Bear market don dey purge me, I no dey see road again 🤤🤤

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hahaha
Na single i single i no kill person naa

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If you ever decide to leave the single life, I hope you still find the time to stop by here and share some relationship humor!

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But really, why did God have to make the men them so damn fine? 😄

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I have no idea🥺🥺🥺. This sister of zion is confused.

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With about 5 years as a single pringle, it is safe to say that I am now the President of the SPA(Single Pringle Association). Meanwhile, even if you've been single for ten years, you're not allowed to compete for this title with me.

Hehe he😂, SPA, wow that's a very powerful title to have. I will vote for you to keep it during the woman's conference. The rest of the single ladies can just settle to be ministers.

My birthday was a few days ago, and it struck me how much I needed to find Mr. Right. I'm aging you guys! In addition, instead of calling me "fine girl," like they used to, people now refer to me as "fine aunty." I want to cry!

The "fine Aunty" part killed me😂. It's even worse if it's coming from someone even older addressing you as Aunty.

I met a guy who ticked all the physical appearance boxes but had nothing more to offer. He was rude, arrogant, and very nasty. Since then, I have learned to look beyond physical appearances.

That's a big turn-off and a no-zone. You did well and change your preference. This kind of guy will even turn you to feel like you're the mother having to deal with their immaturity. That attitude is a sign of a lack of manners and over-valuing themselves. Nobody needs to face that attitude post adolescents stage.

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Hehe he😂, SPA, wow that's a very powerful title to have. I will vote for you to keep it during the woman's conference. The rest of the single ladies can just settle to be ministers.

Thank you!🤣🤣🤣

The "fine Aunty" part killed me😂. It's even worse if it's coming from someone even older addressing you as Aunty.

Finally, someone gets it!

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She says we Men are damn fine and everyday I look at the mirror to search for the fineness in me and I can't see anything! God Am I a stick?

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Single huh....
An old friend 😭😭
So she's left me to stay with you? @omosefe .
See me thinking singleness is only for me😭😭😭😭💔

Alas!! Now I'm truly single

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I really love the post and I laughed a bit, but I am soooo sick of seeing a picture with that woman's face. You have no clue how many people used as header. Pretty sure @merit.ahama can relate here lol

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Yeah, I've seen the picture a lot too
I think I've once it as well 😅
She could make changes with that picture or not use an image there at all

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Well Well, I love this picture a little too much not to use it at all 😁

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I'm glad I made you laugh at least 😅.

Immediately i saw the woman's face, I just knew I had to use it. Plus, it's a first🤣 @amirtheawesome1. I'll try not to use the picture again.

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It's amazing ! I did an article on the 8 billion 3 days ago.
https://peakd.com/unitytowardfreedom/@dubignyp/les-valeurs-existentielles-de-lhumain

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Oh wow. I'd check it out immediately then.

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I just checked, but i couldn't read because there's no english version

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You can right click and translate normally. Precisely Internet makes it possible to do all the translations. If you are on mobile, normally your Internet browser on mobile offers you to translate when it understands that the Internet pages are not in your default language.

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Oh yes. I'll check it out again. Thanks for the reminder.

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It is very rare that I believe a person who had the same idea on a subject, while writing otherwise where you specified on the celibacy compared to 8 billion and me rather on a subject of the thoughts of the people. 😉

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apparently I'm not the only single person in the world which is nice, I still have hope but why on earth am I having relationship problems?????

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