The Flight Attendant You'd Never Forget || [WE-126]

One thing I know about flight attendants is that they are always nice. Well, they often are. And yeah, I know that they are paid to be nice to airline passengers, but nobody really ever said anything about being a thrilling one.

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Out of all the many options to pick from, my eyes zoomed in on just one that piqued my interest as a spontaneous idea sprung up in me.

This weekend, we have yet another set of exciting topics to pick from, provided by our very own G-dog. This time, I am going to be a flight attendant, but not your ordinary flight attendant. Why? because "nice" is boring. And make all trips all the same and very far from memorable.

I mean, everybody forgets the faces of the stewards they meet the very moment they get off the plane. If I am going to be your flight attendant, you sure are going to remember me.

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𝒲𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝒷𝑜𝒶𝓇𝒹

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As usual and expected, I will welcome the passengers just before we are about to take off and the doors are all sealed. But they'll hear will be quite unwelcoming...

"Ladies, gentlemen and those in-between. Welcome to Doodle Airlines. I am John Oswald. Not Jack Oswald. And I'll be your flight host."

"I'd like to let you know that you have entered the wrong plane."

"Do sit back, fasten your seatbelts and don't relax."

"Thank You."

And with a sinister smile, like that of Jack Oswald (Joker), I walk backwards slowly, ignoring every "Uhhh...is this some tiktok show?"

Maybe I'll respond with, "How about we find out?" And then gradually enter into the darknss of the entrance to the flight deck. Of course, I would have turned those lights off. How can I afford to be that careless?

I know for certain that I would have sent some shivers down someboby's spine. Or at the very least, some kid would be afraid...anyway, we're getting there.

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"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We take off in two minutes. Fasten your seatbelt if you haven'e and prepare for departure."

Maybe now will be a good time to put up a little show. I could start with flickering the lights in the cabin. Just one or two, like they do in the movies, should do the trick...

And just about 20 minutes after the take-off...

I'll come again to announce...

"We seem to be experiencing some minor problems."

"We have lost communication with one of the engines."

"I think it has to do with the atmospheric pressure."

"So if we could all hold our breaths for fifteen seconds, we should be fine."

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fifteen, fourteen, thirteen, twelve...three, two, one...

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"Okay. That should do. Great job everyone."

"We apologise for all the inconveniences."

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And then I go I go back in, walking backwards with my sinister smile.

At this point, I very well may have given them the impression that they have entered the wrong plane, which I warned them about in the beginning.🤡

Again, I'll wait till another 20 minutes. And this time what they hear is...

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Two gunshots...

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And then with some ketchup on my shirt, and a little on my face, I'd come out and say...

"Hello again... You must have heard that... the turbulence"

"So, ughhh... I had a good day yesterday, but not a good night."

"I came home to meet your friggin pilot-butt naked in my house...with who else, non other than my wife..."

"And so... I don't know, he kinda slummed and he isn't responsive now."

"So if you've always wanted to fly a plane, now is your best shot."

I think at this point, the majority, if not all, may begin to fear for their lives. So I guess we may be getting somewhere at this point.

I'd expect panic at this point and hysteria to ensue...as planned. And while they're all panicing...(I just hope nobody dies before I come again)... I'll go back in again.

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With a tray of freshly made Italian tacos, I'd come with a new smile saying...

Remember when I said "Do sit back, fasten your seatbelts and don't relax"?

Yeah, I meant that.

I am starting my career with acting and I have an audition in a couple of months.

The whole drama we had here today on this airline was scripted, and the pilot is perfectly fine.

But since y'all may be pissed off, there is a special treat for you.

Italian tacos for everyone! It's on the house, Doodle Airline. There's ketchup too.

This is if I don't take on a hell of a beating instead.

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I know how unlikely this can happen. But just imagine it actually does, you are so not forgetting such a flight attendant.

If you were a passenger in this plane, how would you have felt? And how would you have reacted? Let's talk in the comments...

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Thumbnail by Gerhard from Pixabay

Tacos image by JaimeAP from Pixabay

GIFs are powerd by Tenor.

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_{This post is in response to the #WEEKEND-ENGAGEMENT topic, "A Flight Attendant". If you would like to know more about it and the community, click here.}

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ℍ𝕖𝕪, 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕖𝕟𝕛𝕠𝕪𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥, 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕪 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥, 𝕣𝕖𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕘, 𝕠𝕣 𝕦𝕡𝕧𝕠𝕥𝕖. 𝕀𝕥'𝕝𝕝 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕓𝕖 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕.

𝒮𝑒𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝑒𝓍𝓉 . . .