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Just post. Who cares. You're posting for less than 20 of us on a platform that's geared toward 30-60 year olds. I like to say we'll be all but forgotten in less than 100 years but on Hive it's more like 75.
~ Dee AndA ~
Just post. Who cares.
Who cares. Posted. Done. As you, if you, can you, read this from my fluttering fingerlips dancing delicately on galvanized fence.
I said no more. Yet here I am. Don in the Valley. Eating fence. Pretending in pretense as offence.![Page break.png](https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/nineclaws/23swXQgUNzHCUaoqVQ7xJsMWUUjSApjCzgkGyzcvzGpiGuHbnAkuDqrzav4frJgspiHmf.png)
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Eat Fence
How-To
Go it slow, no fast toothy blows rain reign those in before you begin.
Don’t be obvious with your false intentions; you’ve long learned those lessons, now’s no time for regression.
Here. Look. Here.
Right Here.
Are you looking right Here?![Page break.png](https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/nineclaws/23swXQgUNzHCUaoqVQ7xJsMWUUjSApjCzgkGyzcvzGpiGuHbnAkuDqrzav4frJgspiHmf.png)
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Are you sure?
Did you check? Here.![Page break.png](https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/nineclaws/23swXQgUNzHCUaoqVQ7xJsMWUUjSApjCzgkGyzcvzGpiGuHbnAkuDqrzav4frJgspiHmf.png)
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Check again.
Did you check again?
Check a third time. Here. Look at the drops.![Page break.png](https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/nineclaws/23swXQgUNzHCUaoqVQ7xJsMWUUjSApjCzgkGyzcvzGpiGuHbnAkuDqrzav4frJgspiHmf.png)
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Don’t be mad, be sure, be certain, be not blind, go beyond curtains, wrapping paper, showy glitter, shiny stickers, LED flickers.
Pay attention don’t be misled by mal-intentions.
Focus hocus pocus sliding seemly fibrous sinews along the pole part support. Mmmmmmmmm... glorious galvinized gourmet. So deliciousss.........![Page break.png](https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/nineclaws/23swXQgUNzHCUaoqVQ7xJsMWUUjSApjCzgkGyzcvzGpiGuHbnAkuDqrzav4frJgspiHmf.png)
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While we’re speaking I can smell it reeking of rot in this spot where I stand lens cocked no plan I can speak of, absolutely not.![Page break.png](https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/nineclaws/23swXQgUNzHCUaoqVQ7xJsMWUUjSApjCzgkGyzcvzGpiGuHbnAkuDqrzav4frJgspiHmf.png)
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Don’t neglect either end, work the pole length both sides same time in rhythm rhyme this is serious business not a flash ‘n dash pole dancer ride choke it down clap clamping a hard bite right on.![Page break.png](https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/nineclaws/23swXQgUNzHCUaoqVQ7xJsMWUUjSApjCzgkGyzcvzGpiGuHbnAkuDqrzav4frJgspiHmf.png)
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Press crackled cackling bark up into chain link tattoo deepening disappearing recesses as you redress the fence with your wooden flesh address.![Page break.png](https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/nineclaws/23swXQgUNzHCUaoqVQ7xJsMWUUjSApjCzgkGyzcvzGpiGuHbnAkuDqrzav4frJgspiHmf.png)
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Encapsulation station in this tiny nation, that’s quite the naturally imperfect tightly woven wood smirk. You look like you’re winning with that sneaky sly half-grin singing stings.![Page break.png](https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/nineclaws/23swXQgUNzHCUaoqVQ7xJsMWUUjSApjCzgkGyzcvzGpiGuHbnAkuDqrzav4frJgspiHmf.png)
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Stepping back with broader vision viewing a lopped off top cut down in prime action, frozen, static, dead wood.![Page break.png](https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/nineclaws/23swXQgUNzHCUaoqVQ7xJsMWUUjSApjCzgkGyzcvzGpiGuHbnAkuDqrzav4frJgspiHmf.png)
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The many faceted faces of fence eating. Eat fences at your own peril.![Page break.png](https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/nineclaws/23swXQgUNzHCUaoqVQ7xJsMWUUjSApjCzgkGyzcvzGpiGuHbnAkuDqrzav4frJgspiHmf.png)
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All photos taken by Nine with a Pentax digital 35mm camera and 90mm Tamron macro lens.![Page break.png](https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/nineclaws/23swXQgUNzHCUaoqVQ7xJsMWUUjSApjCzgkGyzcvzGpiGuHbnAkuDqrzav4frJgspiHmf.png)
Many thanks for curating my post @ackhoo!
I came here for a perfectly executed recipes and now I see where it says Fence, not French.
Ima go read it again. = }
Get a new pair of glasses. Scratch that. Get 50x magnifiers.
Way different when it says Fence.
That wasn't so bad, eh? Said the toner to the droplet on the leaf.
If the title was How to Fence a Tree, would that have made the difference in differentiating on your first read?
It wasn't until you gave me the most evil flashback with that song. Thank you knot. Said the leaf to the toner in the droplet.
Golden leaf is my favorite.
I like your somersault, too.
Tell me...(please please please)
Why that one is your fav.
😂 Thank you, but can you salt a little more summer for the rest of the year?
!heartdropblack
Because it gloooowwwwwws sooooooo. It's hard to capture/create light like that in a photo.
We're middle-aged, we should really watch our sodium intake.
So it gl000000000ws eh; thanks, purely timing, time of day, but shooting in a very difficult area in terms of getting enough light.
I don't know what kind of salt you've been licking to throw out such an age compliment that this many centuried old being blush like a freshly crushed red rose petal clutch.
What can I say? I got a way with words. I'm an old lady's man.
wait...
Didn't I just have writer's block? Or was that you.*
Or is it writers block like drivers license. You have to have a block to write. Like one of those drafting pencils but even fatter.
I had one beer. Now I'm a genius on the lyrical dance floor.
*read this one before the other one or it won't make sense until you read the other one and then you'll have to go back and re-read this one and by that time it won't be funny anymore. **
**if it ever was.
Wait. What? You got some explaining to do here.
Definitely you.
I wasn't authorized. To say. My actual thoughts. In the Net. Publicly.
You're cracking me up like walnuts in autumn little brains delicious eats walnut meats.
🤣🤣🤣
Don't get short with me old lady!!
Mmmmm little brains. Pilot's favorite outdoor sport in autumn is walnut. It's better than ball cuz you get to eat it.
Respect.
Your.
Elders.
Or else.
Don't ask what. I pre-empted that.
Really? That's hilarious! Good thing he's not a white furry fluffy dog. Walnuts on my mind because I foraged a bunch this year. Also wild apples (not crab apples). Made hot pepper apple jelly. Don't tell anyone. I didn't take pics.
That's it. I'm coming over for nuts 'n' jelly.
Bring your mouth. I also made wickedly delicious caramel (with raw cane sugar).
Moan.
Groan.
I made some sort of cuplike crust thing with crushed roasted almonds and dark chocolate bits filled with that caramel I mentioned, topped with more crushed almonds. I ate one for desert. I don't eat desert. I nearly died from the richness of the experience. It took everything I had to come back to life to reply to comments.
Are you sure you're not still dead?
Actually, I'm a corporeal corpse, here, temporarily.
Makes thread dead.
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That was rad. Well written and photographed. I'm ready to go eat all the fences now.
It's rad of you to say so.
How ready are you? I hope you have the teeth for it.
!heartdropred
Oh yes, I have the teeth for it. I have eaten many fences in my time.
I'm scared now.
Thank you @melinda010100!
!heartdroppink
Yay! 🤗
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😂 That's quite a rule. Yes, it was very nice of youuuuuuuuu, thank youuuuuuuuu
(please see proper thank you below)
too small, can't read it.
your welcome. yours. you can keep it. i got it for you.
I can fix that size problem for you, even from a distance. Can you see that coming in your crystal ball?
I'm so touched, I haven't stopped crying since.
Are you talking about my penis? Because it's very very very very small. Like a little shiny pink bean.
My cajones on the other hand....
bigger than most men's.
well that took a turn
Sorry I made you cry.
Whoa! How'd we get from...reading small print to eyes to penis to small penis?
If they aren't gold, it means nothing. Mine are gold.
Go ahead and cry now, I know you want to.
I'm not afraid to cry. I keep extra tears in my cajones in case I'm ever at a loss.
No, not gold. Not really a gold person. More silver. Or chocolate-coated because who doesn't love that.
If you keep those tears long enough, they'll become amber.
If you had a choice between surgical steel, gold, or platinum ($$$) what would you choose? I think I thought I saw you chose surgical steel.
Seems the least likely to give me a rash or turn my crotch green.
TMD...but, since you reminded me of what I was looking at today that involved crotch and green, here's a teaser clip so you can see, see?
Those are some very erect little rosemary needles. Or needless. Or thankless.
Or tired.
Um, well, Um, that's actually not a herbaceous plant, it's shrubbery erections, needlessly unthankless
Tree board tired though.
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Hahaha
Who cares? An author is the best person to care about his posts
I love the pictures!
😂
Bullseye!
Thank you @rafzat!
the magic of time and what mine can do with a tree is amazing
It's a magical trick of trees. They're very secretive about techniques.
There is still hope for the planet, until Nature has that type of appetite :)
!DHEDGE
Insatiable appetites. Everything eats everything if you think about it.
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Thank you!
That was unexpected... and very satisfying to look at, the eaten fence! Doesn't exactly leave me hungry though...
Keep on not caring😁
There's a different kind of hunger involved 😉 It's made me wonder what secrets 200 year old or older trees may have within.
😂 I will.
!heartdroppurple
Yeess!! Haven thought of that, but I like that thought:)
...or like in lord of the rings, when the hobbits get swallowed by the willow tree!
💜
😂 There are some very old trees here. So far, I haven't seen evidence of hobbits, just possibilties. If I find teeth, that might be telling.
😁😁 If you find evidence you have to tell me!!
If I find evidence, I'll shoot more images that I can picture in my mind. 😂
😁😁
Your weird...
I like that.
And your also very creative.
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Oh thank you, thank you, thank you! There's so much competition these days I had to step up my game.
So what you're really saying is that I'm a creatively crazy cat with green eyes, kinda like this eye...
Correct you are. And now your a winner winner chicken dinner. 🐔
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Please make masala with that chicken and serve it up to me on, hmmmm, coconut rice. Oh heck, why are you offering me chicken and not beef? I mean, isn't the US the land of big beefy steaks?
Was... It went woke.
The U is no longer in the
US of A.It is now "Socialist Americas"
Thanks for being the bearer of the bare truth. I just kicked the American half of me out the door on hearing that. It can go skulk and sulk with the half Canadian side in a gutter somewhere. Now that I'm rid of both, I'm flying free...wheeeeeeeee......
Lmao ..!
😂