You had me at fish eyes or was it horse head. We starting a band baby! I'm pretty lost at instruments too though I was like the professional groupie for a good friend's band back in the day. Myself and another friend would stand in front of the stage and scream out crazy things getting the crowd going. It was super fun. So I could do that while you play the doorbell wearing a horse head! Just make sure you hollow bit out and dry out all the blood! You are not carrie!