I love men... Ha,ha,ha WEEK #197

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Hello users of every weekend gathering in this wonderful space, I have been a bit limited with electricity and my equipment to work with for a few weeks. I have not been able to use the mail and I have not been able to upload my images either, knowing that our friend @galenkp asks us to make the images our own this week I will come up with something to use the images I already have.

I will put some humor ha,ha,ha. I love the men selling sea products by the beach shore, listening to their plea for us to buy these marine aphrodisiacs, according to them it's the best thing to have pleasurable sex. Every time I see these sea products I remember my nephew, he wanted to dazzle his new girlfriend and ate several jars of this succulent sea food. I think it is called "mattress breaker", it is true, he broke the mattress, but for all the evacuations he had.

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My nephew became dehydrated, turned almost black in color, swelled up and to top it all off the bowel movements were coming out of both sides of his mouth and anus. I believe that there is no better aphrodisiac than love, so let's not invent with these sea products, let's not abuse them.

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I adore the men who sell these marine products, that temper they have to be wearing the sun all day, I love them for all the stories they invent to sell their products, the mischief that accompanies them all day and also for their great humor

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You have to be careful with those mattress breakers they sell on the beach, we don't know many times how they prepare them. 🤢🤢😂😂😂. Truly these gentlemen make up implausible stories to sell.

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From the comment, I think you believed in those stories too. My nephew's mattress was no good for anything else, but it was from rotting ha,ha,ha,ha, from the other stuff nothing. Thanks @nbarrios67 for stopping by and commenting. I don't eat that stuff even if they pay me in dollars

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I prepare them at home for my safety and health, at least I guarantee that the products are fresh, and instead of giving it the most known use for its aphrodisiac effects I consume it back to life or break mattress with my wife to pass the time watching movies 😂😂😂😂😂

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You reminded me of my father, he used to say: "the only aphrodisiac is love". Seafood is very good for the diet. hahaha.
A hug friend @lisfabian

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🤣😂🤣😂 at least he did break the mattress 😂 but was it worth with all that bowel movement and suffering lol...

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