PATRIOTIC DISSENT: The Emperor's New Fashion Show

By Lannie Brockstein
March 23rd, 2023

AS MANY OF YOU HAVE NOTICED during the past few years, the emperor has new clothes and thus that clear is the new black! Now, you too can wear the latest in invisible fashions!

Clear Jackets

The newest trend in jackets is the clear jacket, such as these by Augusta Sportswear and Comme des Garçons:

Source: S&S Activewear

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Clear Boots

Clear boots, such as these by Gemini Boots, are also becoming more and more popular:

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Clear Hats

Clear visors, such as this one by AKIRA, have also been seen on the runways in Paris. As an added bonus, the shadow of its brim makes it seem as though its wearer has a English moustache:

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This clear cowboy hat at FindsFromYesteryear is great for wearing outdoors during cloudy days when there is no need to wear a hat but you have become so accustomed to wearing a hat that you feel insecure without wearing one:

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Clear Shirts

A clear denim shirt by MJTrends that is unbuttoned and thus being worn in an indecent manner:

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A clear t-shirt by iCluse/ValorentJunky that looks like it is made of ice:

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Clear Bras

A very "Sexy Push Up Lingerie Bras" by DHgate:

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Clear Jeans

A pair of clear jeans by Topshop that is not only fashionable, but like its cotton counterparts it is also rugged enough to wear when mining for gold in the Yukon:

Source: Allure

Clear Underwear

What to wear beneath a pair of clear jeans other than a pair of clear underwear by ABDL Factory? It has a little bit of elbow room, which can be used to store things such as hand sanitizer or a bottle of water:

Source: ABDL Factory

In the "pandemic" re-set world where transparency has clearly become highly valued by governments, corporations, and global NGOs, you too can show your support for being transparent by means of wearing your very own clear clothes—just like the emperor does!

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