Impromptu Test

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I had a series of impromptu tests in school, but there was one in particular that occurred in a very hilarious way.

It was my very first week in school, when we were the true definition of 'JJC', running here and there to meet up with the life-choking demands of clearance. I resumed two weeks after the actual date of resumption, and as such, I missed a lot of Lectures.

On that particular day, I was seated at the back of the class, writing some notes I missed. We had just finished the second class, and everywhere looked like the next lecturer was not coming.
Then, a guy and a girl entered through the back door and met me; it was Efe and her Sister. Efe just resumed; in fact, he just entered the class for the first time, and he needed someone to guide him while the lady is his sister that belong to accounting department, she just escorted him.

I welcomed him wholeheartedly and gave him some of my notes. We exchanged numbers, and I told them I wanted to go to the bank to pay my school fees.

I boarded a bike and got to the bank to meet a large crowd like that of a queue of people waiting to be pushed into hell.

I couldn't go back because it was actually my fourth time going to the bank to pay the school fees but the queue also discouraged me.
But that day, I decided to stay put and sacrifice it all.

Under the sun and in the long queue, I had my phone ring, and when I checked, it was Efe.

*"Kingsley, please come back right now, we have MTH101 test now,!" Efe said on a fast tongue.

Maths! Omo!

I left the queue that was almost my turn to enter the bank, boarded a bike, and zoomed off.
The bank was a little bit far from the school, so I pleaded with the bikeman to switch it to a fast and furious mood, and he did just that...we were flying on the way. All through the moment, my mind was not at rest at all. I was totally scared because MTH101 has nothing like practical to cover up; if you miss the test, you're already grooming for failure.

After like 13 minutes of driving, I got to the school gate and wanted the bikeman to drive me in, but the security men at the gate refused. So, I jumped down, paid him, and zoomed off like Usain Bolt.

I got to the class to meet a party-like hall; the big hall was filled to the brim (we were 507 in that engineering department), and guys were jumping on the desk, not considering the presence of the lecturer.

The test was over already, and the students were rushing to submit their papers upon the "5! 4! 3! 2! 1!" count of the Lecturer.

I felt doomed.

Then, I maneuvered my way in the midst of the crowd to meet Efe to see if there's any way I could write something to submit before the Lecturer counts to "1!".
As soon as Efe saw me, he called me and said I shouldn't worry.

"What do you mean I should not worry?" I asked

He said his sister wrote for me.
Instantly, I felt relieved, but, "hey! Your sister is not into engineering; she's into accounting. How did she know what she wrote?" I asked.

Then the sister came out from where she went to submit my booklet and said, "Didn't you see the rowdiness of the class? It was a copy copy copy something," and we bursted into laughter.

From that day on, our friendship knew no bounds.


The lecturer didn't use the script because we later did another test three weeks later.

Thank you for reading

This is my entry to the Week 67, Edition 02 of the Weekly Featured Contest in Hive Learners Community.



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I remember impromptu exams! Not the best surprise but a challenge πŸ˜…

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A big challenge!
It usually comes when someone is not prepared πŸ˜„

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I know all this things, it has happened to me as well , thanks for Sharing

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Yeah, infact everyone that passed through school must experience in one way or the other.

Thank you for stopping by boss

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This one is funnyπŸ˜‚.... I for dy cry if na meπŸ˜‚

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HahahahπŸ˜„
And the funny thing was that we just resumed. If it were to be 300 level or so, fear for no too catch person.

Thank you for stopping by

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seriously what a sweet story I remember back then in school when you did not go to school and you call your friend after school hours to confirm about what happen in school and he said there was test and the lecturer said he is not giving another test again if you miss today test you are on your own and your friend told you but I beg one banking and finance student to write for you the way efe ask his sister to help you and you will be imagining banking and finance writing engineering course for you what a miracle but the joy of the thing is you have taken attendance. That is test for you, one have to be vigilant in everything he do and have to do things at right time or at opportune time if you have take heart and que up for those pass days you have got discourage to join the que due to population hadn't been you are patience enough you would have not suffer and waste money like this, but never the less thank God you have a good friend who have a good taught towards education.

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HahahahπŸ˜„πŸ˜„
You got the scenario very well.
Imagine where a banking and finance student be writing and engineering testπŸ˜„.
Most times... it's just to take attendance πŸ˜„

These are the things they make schooling to be funfilled.

Thank you for stopping by boss

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Omo, you just brought back some old memories.. guy normally that kind of test na copy , copy na.. even English student fit write an for you, no fear🀣🀣🀣

I am sure he is not going to record it, it's probably an attendance. I have been in that condition many times, my friends saved my ass a lot.

So how did you go about the payment at the bank?

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And when the class is populated, there's no way the Lecturer will know who is whoπŸ˜„.

I wrote test so many times for people in business Admin. That sector is always overpopulated in school πŸ˜„

So how did you go about the payment at the bank?

I kept going and going till luck smiled on me and I paid. It was never easy.

Thank you so much for stopping byπŸ™Œ

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LoL.. see bad man, an engineer doing business administration, well-done sir... I just hope it was not for your girlfriend sha...

I feel you pain.. that's why I don't like going to bank o

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I just hope it was not for your girlfriend sha...

LolπŸ˜…. It was a sister in the Lord

I feel you pain.. that's why I don't like going to bank o

Till today, I don't fancy bank. I hate that stress

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This guy, you are a suspect πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

LoL.. we are in this together..

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Those kind of friends that will always save your ass in time of trouble, you were really lucky...

#dreemport

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Mehn! Those are the real guys in school. I was lucky to have such on that particular day.

Thank you for coming πŸ™Œ

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I do not want to dabble into the affairs of mine because if I start ehh...I fit write full episode of wetin occur. But ehh you tried oh!!! After the fast and furious...what if the test was a real test nko?

They love entertaining stress for the students ahh! I admire your courage though and sometimes those lecturers are unpredictable.

A #Dreemer for life!
All the way from Dreemport.

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Again,
I don't know why they derive joy in doing such thing. It's never a way to test students intelligence.

But, if I becomes a Lecturer today, students go hear am Sha. Let me feel the funπŸ˜„.

Thank for coming ma

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