iNuke Rants - Indian TV series

So with all the free time (which is nonexistent, try writing a page without getting interrupted by the toddler), I had I decided to watch an Indian TV serial ... Just kidding, I hate the Indian TV serial.
And I am right to do so. Otherwise, why answer a simple question ‘Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai’ (Eng. Trans. - What is this relationship between us?) 3900+ Episodes. To give you an idea. Let us just be really generous and say each episode is of 10mins. And you decided to watch it without break. It would still take 27 days and 2Hrs. And 10mins is still very very very very very very very very forgiving. Because I witness an ad for something called maha sangham (Eng. Trans. - Epic Crossover) 3 Hrs long episode. Ok fine!! Now if it was a normal person he/she would watch a couple of episodes a day let's just say 5Episodes a day. It would still take a good 2 years and 50 days. And you would need consistency of well the creator of the serial. I mean what could possibly be left in to convey when you run time is not in years but in decades.


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I will tell you what’s the point of such a long ass story. The point is the money. Soap Opera is all about money. It is a mean money printing machine. It is not about the message and dear god if someone really thinks this is entertainment. The number of ads in these serials is really amazing. Prime slots are booked and the viewership is record-breaking and stays that way throughout the serial run time. And if you are working in any serial it is like having a Govt Job. Wait a min. I think it's better than having a govt job. The salary of a Pvt sector and the job security of govt sector. And I am not blabbing. I have strong evidence to support my allegation that the maker doesn't even read the scripts or dialogues or even understand the nature of the human world. The absurdity of such serials, I can’t imagine someone actually wrote the dialogues and thought it would be a good idea to have an actor say “Mere pati ka operation mein karungi.” (Eng Trans. - I operate on my husband.) Nope, she is not a doctor. She is just an Indian TV serial housewife. And that too when the doctor declared the patient DEAD. Let me facepalm myself real quick. I mean who even...

The content in the video doesn't belong to me. Complete copyrights belong to the owner only (Chiranjeevi(Cherry) and Hemalatha).
This video is from the movie Mathu Vadalara.

That's the level of dedication these writers have. Makes me wonder if I can make the cut. I take special talent. I mean I can also write some pointless posts, but to make an entire decade pointless is a masterpiece in itself.
Wait hold on... (inuke quickly goes to the browser to check the writers. He /she must have earned a fortune from this golden shit)

EIGHT!!! PEOPLE WROTE THIS THING!!!!!....
Arrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!

Wait a minute...
(inuke reads something sus.)

A reboot of the show, named @!#$%&^, has aired on the same channel from 26 April 2021 and was launched immediately after the completion of ten years of the first season.

You know what. Let them do whatever they want. It is their right and I will avoid such serials, that's common sense.

I am inuke.
And this is just a post about Indian TV serials in general. Nothing serious and is to be taken in a light mood. Not targeting any particular serial. I am sure all have some story to them and I am not going to deep dive into any of these serials anytime soon.
Thanks for your love and support.
One more thing, If you are looking for cool and hip friends you can find them in IU and BeAwesome community.


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he hee sahe kaha bade bhai, in tV serial government job se best hai sahe Kaha. Role ke koi kame nahi hai wha chote bache se suru ho jaao or marte dam tk kaam he kaam 😂. bas apka man hona chheyee kaam krne ka.

he hee or logic ke to bas baat he mat kr dena kuch ho jata hai wha too.
koi mar bhe gya to fr kahe or se he paida ho jata hai kuch beh ho jara ha matlab. kaha kahte time mai bhe ,mummy logo ke saath dekht atha phele akbhe kabhe. aab etna sab dekh liya hai ke wo sab kuda he lagta hai aab too 😅 no offence.

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Namaste bhai sahib
If it was Mahabharat or Krishna lila I might watch, otherwise documentaries and news reports are more entertaining for me.

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Well Mahabharata and Krishan Leela are all good as long as the writer sticks to the source. I have seen many such place where the TV has taken something in abusrd direction. Those things makes me sad. I miss the old series where the focus is more on the message rather than how it was presented.
Here take a look. By looking at you posts I can imagine how much you appreciate such philosophical ideas.

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