Punday Monday 375!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is love!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@elementm again! She’s on a roll! A rock and roll, that is!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

love

As in,
My wife and I have combined finances. We share all the burdens and delights of supporting our family. Of course my love for my wife is the kind the Greeks would described as selfless, sacrificial, unconditional, but I also love her ‘cause when she gets paid, Agape, you know?

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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There’s no greater love than a parent has for a child. Unless you’re Zeus of course then you are killing your kids when they get annoying and blocking your women.

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Thank you @improv 😅! I actually think I have one already:

Did you hear about the shy mad scientist who had a crush on a shepherdess? He genetically altered a sheep with fleece in her favorite color so he could give her an olive ewe.

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I've been married for a little over a year now and sometimes you just gotta let your spouse get their way...like when we go on a road trip, I'll let her listen to the 10cc CD....the things we do for love! 💕

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I'm no "Casanova."
...but one thing I do know about dating is to not get involved with that villain from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom-that dude will just rip your heart out!

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