Punday Monday 362
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is music!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
music,
As in,
Anna kept changing the car radio station while I was driving. You got a lot of Nerve, Anna!
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The sound keeps me alive everyday of my life and the rhythms sounds nice
Five quarter notes slowly walk into an overcrowded bar, but one of them quickly turns around and heads outside, to put change in the meter 🎶
One time I farted out a riff from Mason Williams and my children looked seriously impressed, but they wanted to hear something more contemporary... like some hip hop.
I smiled and said. "Sorry, Dad only knows how to play classical gas!"
Wow! 😮
Winning is like MUSIC to my ears. I guess the pun I COMPOSED last week STRUCK a CHORD. Now I'm feeling NOTE-worthy.
What do Santa's elves like to listen to, while they labor away for low pay all year in Santa workshop?
Wrap music!
Did you know that the cartoon band, Gorillaz can only get tattooed with very specific tools??
The tattoo artist has to use feel good ink!
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