Punday Monday 357!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is horses!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments! (except that there were no puns this week, so that’s just there to connect every punday monday with its history.

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@walindo! Welcome, new punster!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

horses,

As in,
You want me to saddle up the horse? That’ll be a cinch!

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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He was called a horse because he’s too active and runs for hours

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The main course must not be a horse!

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I make a motion to vote whether this week's topic on horses should be boycotted:

Please vote yea or neigh below!

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I wish I can have my feet as STABLE as my NEIGHbor's pony, so I won't have to trip and fall everytime it REINS(rains).

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