Punday Monday 356: Let's try this again

Welcome to Punday Monday!

I'm not sure why there were no puns entered for this topic, which is for sure a good one, so we'll repeat it again! Where you at, punsters?

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is birds!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Birds,

As in,

The little bird is pretending to be a baby chicken to get some corn…poorly. I give that chick a d.

It's fraud. This bird is going to chicken coops and robin' them!

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I am not good with words or satire, but here is a trial, kindly let me know if it can be counted as a pun -
Why batsman do not use sonar like bats? Cause that would be a fOWL!

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I had a dream in my bed that I was flying like a bird and a little bird came to my window to sing for me

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I bought a FLAMING pink dress last week. I'm not sure about the party but I know I'll definitely be needing a WINGman

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Everyone must have thought last week's topic was for the birds

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