Punday Monday 316!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is astrology!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@freecompliments chose this week’s winning pun…by @quinnertronics! Congrats!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

astrology
As in
Oh man, when the bull got loose, the farmer really taurus a new one

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Did you know that if Jesus entered the pun contest, he would win everytime? His jokes are just perfectly Capricorny!

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It just occurred to me how apt this joke is, seeing that Christmas falls into the Capricorn date range. Amazing! 😂

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...I had to look up when Capricorn season was to find out if someone famous was in the range...I lucked out and was able to pick the most famous person of all time!

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I personally don't believe in astrology. Although there may be a few interesting ideas behind it, I think it's a con, still I shun anyone who believes in this archaic form of behavioral psychology and coincidences.
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There is an entire study on Astrology, it is like a subject of it's own. Each time I attempt to study it, all I end up is seeing stars

@rayius

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I genuinely try to show up on time to this contest, but often end up late. Typical Cancer.

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Sir Karl Raimund Popper, a philosopher of science, was among the prominent figures who criticized astrology's lack of scientific backing because of its lack of falsifiability. A major figure in the community, he caused such sufficient damage to Western astrology that he was nicknamed the Zodiac Killer.

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Dr. Naivetinsen, who practices medicine not based on evidence, but rather based on astrology, was talking with a patient who was born in early July and was feeling unwell recently.

"I believe you may have Cancer," Dr. Naivetinsen stated. "To find it, we'll have to do a horoscope."

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Mr. Misledenschtein was exposed to astrology as a child, falsely led to believe that he'd have outcomes which never took place, solely on the basis of some Zodiac signs. It became clear to him that the practice was completely unscientific. He decided to become a lawyer so that he could prove that Zodiac signs should be categorized as pseudoscience, and thus successfully sue those signs.

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