Punday Monday 307!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is opossum!
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How To Make a Pun
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
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Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
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@quinnertronics wins again!!
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Opossum
As in
The opossum likes to order fruity drinks, like ones with a twist of Marsu orange peel
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I used to know this old hippie guy back in college... they called him "the possum" because he would always be playing dead.
He had a band, they weren't very good, but they had a great name, The Mother Smuckers. They were a real JAM band.
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What's the difference between a Possum and an Opossum? The O'possum is Irish. !lolz
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Opossums are the true renegades of the animal kingdom. Whenever someone tries to eat them, they fight back and oppose 'em.
Virginia opossums are the only subspecies of opossum that were able to survive the Virginia Tech massacre. They already knew how to play dead.
This is now officially my darkest joke by a long shot. I didn't think I had it in me. I understand if I'm hated for this one, and I won't blame anyone but myself.
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Know how to upgrade your status? Simply move to the States. Not only do you get a title upgrade from Possum to Opposum, you generally get better fed and are bigger in size
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My grandma was from the South, so they did things a little different down there-such as the one time she made us opposum SOUP. I can still remember her asking us for seconds, "Mar' soup, Y'all?"
This pun is a work of art. Amazing. Respect, y'all. 😊