Punday Monday 306!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is sushi!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@quinnertronics wins for the puns, but I gotta say. Harry is not a cool cat. It’s never ok to spit on someone.

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Sushi
As in
My stoner co-worker seemed like he was having a mediocre high. I was surprised until I opened my lunch (I brought sushi) and saw that he’d eaten all the C weed.

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Asians are definitely better problem solvers. Westerners only get sandwiched from 2 sides. Try being an Asian, you will get "sushi-ed", literally an all round attack

@rayius

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Why did the sushi chef go broke?
Because he had a bad "roll" of luck!

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Here is my entry for the punday Contest on the topic Sushi:
Why did the sushi chef become a comedian?
Because he had a knack for rolling out some hilarious fish-tacular puns!

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Why do hip hop artists make the best sushi chefs?

Because it's really important to be a tight wrapper!

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Bob just got his sushi, and asks his waiter where the soy sauce is located. The waiter replied, "here, let me Shoyu."

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A specialized Japanese chef wants to include rabbits in his menu, so a-hunting he goes. He comes across our favorite rabbit, Bugs Bunny. With a knife in hand, he spots Bugs and tiptoes behind him. The quickhanded Bugs turns around, jumps up, carrot in mouth, and says "Eh... Wasabi, Doc?"

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Two con artists teamed up to create a company in which they would sell, for a small percentage of profits, a recipe for a very special Japanese-style citrus-based dipping sauce. Then the people who initially create those sauces would sell the recipe to others, also generating revenue from a percentage of their earnings. It took a while for people to realize that this sauce's recipe had already been used in many restaurants for years, but by the time this was discovered, the con artists ran away with to another country with their ill-gotten gains. They had run a successful Ponzu scheme.

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Dang it! Just realized I'm a few days late. Busy week. Hope you enjoyed the puns either way lol.

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