Punday Monday 305!
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tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Cats and Dogs!
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Cats and dogs
As in
Ugh I can’t think of any. Hm. I know one will come to me if I just paws.
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Why did the cat and dog team up to open a restaurant?
Because they wanted to create a pawsome dining experience!
Why did the cat and dog become detectives? They wanted to solve purr-fect crimes and fetch the culprits by collaring them!
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I tried but I could not
Hahaha
I hope I am able to think of one...
My friend Harry-well, he's one cool cat. I thought about him the other day, I even almost picked up the retriever to give him a call but ended up taking a catnap. He's been around the world ten times oK-9 at least. His roots go back to Northern Germany, he comes from a long line of Great Danes...his dad was a boxer and his father before that was a scientist, working away in a lab all day. His grandfather before that was a shepherd, but they say he worked like a dog to put food on their plates.
I'll never forget this one night when we we took a greyhound out to the west coast, somewhere in Collie fornia, it was a real night on the town. First we were just out getting some chow chow, then went for a walk to the nearby clubs. We were dressed up-we were looking pretty Shar-Pei, if I don't say so myself. We even kept getting hounded by a pack of girls. It really seemed like a whole litter of them. Anyway, one of the girls couldn't keep her paws off of him, she was a real pinscher!
She wouldn't take no for an answer, so eventually he Spitz on her and she gets the hint that he wasn't interested, walking away with her tail between her legs.
Yeah, Harry could be quite the terrier sometimes, but we had a lot of fun!
Holy moly. The doggedness in writing this up... anyone genuinely trying to compete with this is barking up the wrong tree!
While in jail, an infamous cat burglar planned a daring caper that he would execute once he was released, one which nobody would ever expect. He was eventually released on parole, and not 6 months later, he executed the greatest dog burglary in history. For those authorities who kept their eye on him, it truly was a doggone catastrophe.
When the worker's strike hit the North Pole, Santa had to get his other pets to pull his sleigh. Working through the night, he was reining cats and dogs.
It's been raining cats and dogs since the vet stopped spaying and neutering for the hurricane season...🥁
When it comes to my puppy, there is certainly no definite. Everything is paw-sibble
@rayius
Woofer the Dog and Tom the Cat enjoy lounging around in cool, air conditioned rooms during the hottest days of the year. They think that the dog days of summer are the cat's meow.