Punday Monday 291

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is back pain
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@vaynard86 again!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Back pain
As in
When I cannot get comfortable as I have lain me down, I add vil to become a Vil Lain.

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I just bought this great vintage juke box at a garage sale, but I think that I really must have hurt myself carrying it into my house. I put a quarter in and selected my favorite 45 RPM A Side, but it played the wrong song...I must have slipped a disc!

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Why did the librarian go to the chiropractor?

Her book was hurting. It had a broken spine

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Back Pain, from a military standpoint. When you have a doofus of a soldier assigned to watch your 6. Likely you will get more than just a "Pain"

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What did the queen do after stealing the king's receipt for back pain medication?
She went to sleep like a crazy cat!

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I'm no doctor, but ever since Barry was in that car accident, I feel like I noticed a problem with his posture...an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine is my rough diagnosis-call it a hunch.

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