Punday Monday 282
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is gum!
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
gum
As in
Nothing beats gum for chewing your teeth clean. I’ve tried willow bark, licorice bark…I’ve even tried ent.
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Did you hear about how Wrigley's is now utilizing Blockchain technology during the manufacturing process of their chewing gum? In order to curb black market sales of their gum, they wanted to make sure it could no longer be DOUBLE MINTED.
My dad was such an anti-communist that as a child, he forbade us from chewing Big Red in the house.
Gumby, the mixed martial artist. Black belt in chew-jitsu
Took my stepson to the dentist. I'm afraid the situation is dire: ginger-vitis
My friend Nick called me in an emergency, saying that he was stuck at the airport and he forgot his wallet. Me at the car dealership: Nick or Vette? 🤔
Make sure to never let poultry around gum, you'll end up with chick-lets
The basketball player received a penalty for chewing gum: caught bubble dribbling
Gum has been around since the ancient Greeks. I read that Poseidon carried around a trident 🔱
Even if you chew gum to freshen your breath, you still should floss and use mouthwash. Just something to chew on
I was chewing over some puns for this week but nothing would stick. None of my ideas seemed to pop! I'm fresh out of ideas on this one! I'll need to bubble off until next week!
Really blows when that happens
Wait, I won??! I've been so busy this week I only just noticed, THANK YOU 😊! Here’s my entry for this week:
After a lifetime of crunching hard candy and not brushing her teeth, the old woman had nothing left to chew but her gums.
Lol,yes indeedy!
Back when I lived in Atlantis, I knew a shark that was trying to curb his appetite for humans and underwater sea creatures, favoring more vegetarian options, such as algae and seaweed. His primary care doctor, Dr. Fishman, suggested that chewing gum regularly would help with his coral fixation.
Do you know why Wriggly's is such a successful family gum business? Because their business sticks their family together