Punday Monday 281
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is teaching!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
teaching
As in
Teaching gives me GI issues. That’s why I always teach with an immpodium!
I'm So Good at Puns
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This is how I drew stick figures in the Paint program in my last computer class at school. thank you for reminding me of those days
I remember on the first day of school one year, my math teacher insisted on handing out the years itinerary first thing on the school bus, placing a sheet of paper on every window for each student to take....it was a real window-sill-a-bus.
Math teachers are the worst, they have a lot of problems
Teachers can be so irritable. At the end of the week, you know they are going to get testy
My teacher is always trying to teach me the difference between their, there and they're. I explained I'm using them write but there never going to admit there wrong. Teachers can be a pain like that as they always think there write.
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