Punday Monday 255

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

We’re now posting in Comedy Open Mic: https://peakd.com/c/hive-164166/created, and thanks to @amirtheawesome1, the winner will receive 2HBD from them!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is ASTROLOGY.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 1 HSBI for a win, 2 HBD for the winner from Comedy Open Mic thanks to @amirtheawesome1], your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@theabsolute
As chosen by @quinnertronics

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Astrology
as in:
I was able to quickly guess the lizard’s sign to be that of Libra... Any time I looked at her, I could only see SCALES.
(thanks to @quinnertronics) https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@quinnertronics/re-improv-rcq40d

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She was a real knockout!...She had me seeing stars at the bar that night. This gal was just totally out of this world. I was nervous, but I approached her. "What's your sign?" I said.

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She sounds like she was just visiting, maybe she is just a Taurus.

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My ex girlfriend was a huge believer in star signs which I could never understand, it Taurus apart in the end, she tore my heart into Pisces.

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Maybe the relationship can still be fixed if you give Horoscope of ice cream.

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I don't think so, as she ate ice cream once and made aquarius face as I've ever seen; like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

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Yay! Thank you for the punster award.

I quit smoking so I had to break up with a toxic relationship I had with my girlfriend. I was a Virgo, but she was a Cancer

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Yeah, sounds like the Aries poisoned in that relationship.

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How did the flight attendant know the pilot was into her? She could read the air signs

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Zoe saw a book on aquarium and dove right in. she was a pisces.

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What is a Libra's favorite shoes?

New Balance

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so we were talking about all the chaos in the world these days and my friend mentioned the age of aquarius. i had heard the term before but didn't really grasp what it meant so i asked him
"what is the age of Aquarius, exactly?"
"58" he quipped

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