Punday Monday 229

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Meal.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [2 HSBI for a valid entry, 2 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from theabsolute:quinnertronics:rayius:doctorcrypto

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

EVERYONE

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Meal

As in

Who’s the hero who brings you your evening repast?!? It’s SUPPERMAN

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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Why didn't the pig like going to the comedy club?

He thought he would get roasted

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Why did the delivery driver get a speeding ticket and a meeting with his boss?

He couldn't brake fast

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Last year i invited Duran Duran over for Thanksgiving dinner-but i wont make that mistake again! Those notorious wild boys practically ate me out of house and home...i thought they only came to watch the after dinner girls on film, but they sure had a rio appetite..those guys were hungry like the wolf!

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You know why there is a stereotypes saying that ladies are always hangry (hungry + angry)? Because, they are only satisfied when they get their males/meals!

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What insect hates their name the most out of anything?
The mealworm.

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It's a deal! But there's no peel. You see, the meal is not fruit.

I sincerely hope that you don't think me a brute. But on the menu is veal.

!PIZZA

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Alright lets see if I can come up with something we can taco-bought.

That pun was eggcellent.

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