Punday Monday 228

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Thanksgiving (gotta get them in BEFORE, so we’re all ready to deliver the puns at dinner).
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [2 HSBI for a valid entry, 2 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from theabsolute:quinnertronics:cmplxty:rayius:doctorcrypto:dunstuff:ablaze

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

Whoopee! Look at all the oldtimers returning, and even a new whippersnapper!

Today’s win goes to @doctorcrypto, very especially for pair a graph.

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Thanksgiving
As in
My family LOVES Barry Manilow. I don’t, but I want to fit in, so the night before the big meal, I, as I’m prepping the dish I bring, Cram Barry.

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i come from a family of musicians, which has its benefits and drawbacks. thanksgiving is always a blast- there are plenty of drumsticks and everyone loves dancing- the mashed potato is everyone's favorite to do. Although my father is known to go HAM, he is really a sweet potato deep down. After we are done stuffing, we'll usually listen to some cranberries or riding the gravy train while we have a cigar. some of our activities may seem unorthodox, as my parents were immigrants from Turkey and did not celebrate whem they were children...but they instantly fell in love with the holiday!

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What's a Build-A-Bear's favorite Thanksgiving food?

Stuffing

It was slightly warm last Thanksgiving so my in-laws had a tower fan blowing to create a nice breeze. Unfortunately, I had too much turkey and hot knocked out afterwards due to a fall. Shouldn't have tryptophan

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Did you know that Popeye was made out of sweet potatoes?!?
That's why he always said "I yam what I yam."

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During ThanksGiving, the Project Managers are always settling the desserts. They always got the Log Cakes prepared in their data logs

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At thanksgiving dinner while trying to eat, I always miss my mouth when I'm wearing my grey V neck sweater.

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