The Wackiest Maths Teacher of all Time (LOH #122 Contest)

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Hello beautiful ladies of Hive, it is another week for another amazing contest.

This week’s question was given by @justclickindiva

2️⃣ What job would you be absolutely terrible at?

This question is really important because we all think of only our dream jobs nobody bothers to think of the reverse. For me, I would be a terrible mathematics teacher.

Teaching is not really my thing, but I can do it, as a matter of fact I taught few years ago and I enjoyed it but mind you I taught just elementary kids so it wasn’t so tedious. During my stay in the school they had a separate mathematics teacher who solely taught mathematics so there was no cause for alarm.

I can’t see myself being a mathematics teacher, that is the one job that I will get fired before I even start Lol. Like standing in front of a class filled with smart ass kids and teaching them to find X and Y in a word problem? Lol Nah! That can never be me. X and Y we all are always searching for? no please I will pass😂😂

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I have always hated mathematics right from my school days and I always hated the teachers alongside. If I had my way back then I would have scarped mathematics out of the educational syllabus, please don ‘t shoot me🙈🙈

Whenever I hear people say mathematics is their favorite subject I automatically see them as the great Albert Einstein of our time, I see them as geniuses instantly and you cannot tell me otherwise, don’t get me started with those that willingly go to colleges to study mathematics, bro are you for real? How do you guys do it please?

Don’t get me wrong I am not a dumbass or anything but when it comes to Mathematics, I always stay clear cause I am not caught up for all the complexities, so being a mathematics teacher? Lol I can never see myself lasting up to 2 hours in that job without them kicking my ass out of the building😂

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I don't know how y'all math's teachers do it but you guys are the real MVPs, back then in school I only learnt mathematics because it was compulsory and for survival, maths tests and exams scared the life out of me, the fact that i scaled through it all up to today is a big blessing.

Every day I pray I get married to a man that loves mathematics so he can help the kids with all their math's homework and can also teach them mathematics, because it will be so bad for mummy and daddy to be both terrible at mathematics, who will the kids run to?😱

I can literally teach every other subject to the kids but maths? That will be their father’s job🙃🙃. Dear future husband if you can see this, please up your game in mathematics, we can’t both afford to disappoint the kids😃😃

So, Ladies that would be all for this week’s contest, I hope I answered the question and made you smile alongside.

Surely, I am not the only one that hates mathematics or is terrible at it, let me know if you can relate in the comment section.

Thanks for stopping by🥰🥰
XOXO

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Hey Tammy, hehehe! Well well your choice of being terrible at is Unique.. most of peeeps wouldn't have thought bout it.

To be honest, my math teacher was more like terrible at explaining things or maybe I was so dumb to understand.. well, can't forget that part whenever math teacher don't comes near to a solution of problem... He says it's fine book is wrong and our answer is correct.. not just this but when he says it's your homework to solve this one. !LOL Gone are the days.... Totally relatable and guess more people will find it relateable so, sharing this on Threads; you can seeee here.. https://leofinance.io/threads/@idksamad78699/re-leothreads-5zz6ht

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He says it's fine book is wrong and our answer is correct

Lol I encountered this so many times, he’d end up discrediting the publishers of the textbook eventually 😂

Totally relatable and guess more people will find it relateable so, sharing this on Threads; you can seeee here.. https://leofinance.io/threads/@idksamad78699/re-leothreads-5zz6ht

Alright dear I’ll check it out😃

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Hello @ibbtammy. I can relate to your position on Math. It wasn't one of my favorite subjects either, but then I can add Science to my list. You provide some seriously funny reasons why you'd be terrible as a Math teacher.

I love it and totally understand when you said:

" back then in school I only learnt mathematics because it was compulsory and for survival, maths tests and exams scared the life out of me, the fact that i scaled through it all up to today is a big blessing."

Also, I wish you luck in locating a future spouse who adores Math for the sake of the children so as not to disappoint them.

Thanks for the enjoyable read. Take care.

!ALIVE

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Also, I wish you luck in locating a future spouse who adores Math for the sake of the children so as not to disappoint them.

Hehehehehe a girl can only wish for what's best for her family right?

Thank you for your kind words and the topic @justclickindiva 😃😃

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Yes, fingers crossed over here for your good fortune. Maybe I should have wished for one too...but was too busy asking for other qualities deemed super important at the time, lolol!

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Here I share your sentiment jiji I wouldn't serve as a math teacher either, but in another subject yes, neither would English jiji, but nevertheless I taught basic chemistry, but that's as far as it went.

I always liked it was elementary school, but first stage jiji

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Hehehehehe glad to have someone that can relate

Please ma'am what does Jiji means? @zhanavic69

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Math was never my favorite subject as well and I remember in my 4th grade in one of the mid terms I got zero...hahahaha. My dad was furious. But then gradually I did pick up and by the time I was in class 10th I had started liking it.
!LADY

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Hehehehehehehe glad you can relate and i am happy you started liking it🙂

Thanks for stopping by @nainaztengra

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Hahaha you really made your entry very funny😁, I love maths so much to the extent that more than half of the games on my phone are mathematically incline.

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Wow ma'am I'm a fan🤣

Oh Great Albert Einstein of our time, I hail you Queen😉

Thanks for stopping by @mojtee07

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🤣🤣I sight you mama🤣

You are most welcome lady

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i'm quite good at and quite like application of mathematics when it's required.

But i'm probably old enough to be your grandfather, don't go along with the "traditonal" programmed marriage trap, and have had the snip so no more kids for me ;-) (i have 2 and 3 grandchildren!).

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Hehehehe you’re so funny @atma.love and I hope your children and grand kids inherited your skills😃

Thanks for the tokens sire 😃

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