Are You For Real?

Are You For Real??

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Shout out to all the ladies in the house, it's not easy to be a lady at all. Okay you think am joking right? Just try wearing a skirt for one day and you understand what am trying to say very well.

The ugliest creature on earth is a man, yes! Man is the ugliest of humans, someone wants to get angry with me right now, but chill broh, I am not referring to you🤣 do you notice that no matter how bad looking a lady is, she's someone's spec? Oh! I wish you are with me. Wake up, wake up. A man can be rejected and insulted but for a woman, when one throws her away another grabs her quickly.

I saw a post recently and I almost shouted, gosh I don't mean to be harsh but since then, I vowed not to visit Facebook again. I can't differentiate between myself and the very lady that posted that picture, I mean everything is flat, she's just a boy in girl, if you have ever watched, one Nollywood movie titled Americana, that slim black lady hehe, yea!! that Is the perfect picture but guess what she posted, your prayer point.. are you kidding me? when I saw that post I had to rebuke it instantly before I fall into temptation. Ah!! whose prayer point?

That is not the problem self, after rebuking the post, I was still muttering some prayers in heart while I went to the comments section, it was there I knew that to be a lady is a wonderful thing, even INEC (Independent National Electoral Commission) can't rig it. Someone I was rebuking and covering myself with the umbrella of God. A guy from nowhere just came and drop a comment gbam, you are the most beautiful creature I have ever seen, okay next one baby you are the epitome of beauty, another wrote oh gorgeous, you must have been created on a Sunday, really?

It was at that point my anger got kindled, like men why are you so wicked na? Why won't you tell these gender the truth? Do you know why I am angry? I posted one of my finest pictures, in fact I used my last card and buy polo to snap that picture but no one commented anything but an Americana post a flat picture and everyone is on it.

You see that man that said one man's food is another man's poison was a great seer, you may never know where he is headed until you see a young man in love🤣🤣 ohh!!! But why are men like this? Can someone give me an answer? When he is in love even if she has horns he will not call it horn but honey 😁 broh tell her how she really looks so she knows.

Back then while I was in college, my friend was so in love with a lady who obviously has a big head, he loves calling other ladies who are obviously more beautiful than his girlfriend names , so I thought he would call his lover something like heady love, but for where? come and see sweets names...

I warned my sister's boyfriend from calling my sister sweets names, because I don't want my sister to contract diabetes, everyday, honey, sugar, pie, cupcakes, candy, and so on, haba bro. Do you want her sugar level to shoot up?

I warned my girlfriend, if I hear her call me any sweet name again, she will see, I hate nonsense, why not use something like bitter heart, ginger love, alomo, pepper, ugu(pumpkin leave), let me have names that will atleast add blood to my body. No wonder all those relationships with sweet name die on time, you know why? There's too much sugar, they are prune to diabetes.

I am a man of peace, don't be offended, I just love saying this the way it is. I can't see black and say it's white. Stop deceiving your lovers and your relationship will grow, if she has big eyes call her eyerene, she will appreciate it.. I am here to help you broh, you can count on me🤣

Thank you so much for reading. I hope you enjoyed it?😁