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gamer girl. love puns, harry potter and overthinking. Remind me to call my Mom.'Nothing is more powerful than an idea whose time has come-Victor Hugo
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@diebitch
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11 months ago
Comedy Open Mic
Alternate time management hacks
Time is finite, but excuses are not. You are not bad at managing time; you just don't know how to wiggle out of that accusation. Enough with lame excuses like my bus didn't come…
@diebitch
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about 1 year ago
Comedy Open Mic
Top 8 signs you're not funny
Source It is ironic that I am writing this in comedy open mic. Maybe. Have you ever brought yourself to forcibly laugh at your boss
@diebitch
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about 1 year ago
Comedy Open Mic
Similarities between my best friend and toddler
Meme created using IMGflip Off late, I have noticed some glaring similarities between the rosy-cheeked, cherubic person who is my best friend and the handsome young lad who is…
@diebitch
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over 1 year ago
Comedy Open Mic
Extended thoughts on high fashion shoots
These images used in this post are royalty-free images from Pixabay. The pictures are beautiful, and the thoughts that emerge in my head are also beautiful. You're beautiful…
@diebitch
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over 1 year ago
Comedy Open Mic
Cultural miser-y for a recession
The recession is coming. Again. At this point, most 30 year-olds have seen two recessions. They are more likely to come across a recession than the love of their life.…
@diebitch
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over 1 year ago
Comedy Open Mic
My possible villain origin stories
In movies, when something bad happens to someone—like being bitten by a radioactive spider or losing a parent figure—heroes are born. They take the sh*t life throws at them and…
@diebitch
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almost 2 years ago
Comedy Open Mic
Happy Intentional women's day
It is that time of the year when corporations realize that they have to acknowledge that women exist in the workforce (sigh). HR goes into overdrive and comes up with innovative…
@diebitch
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almost 2 years ago
Comedy Open Mic
The big, fat and WEIRD Punjabi wedding
Indian weddings are not only fat, but clinically obese. A colourful jumble of your aunts dawdling around like night beachballs in yards of silk sarees. As for the uncles, they…
@diebitch
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almost 2 years ago
Comedy Open Mic
Totally real Valentines day statistics
It is that time of the year again, when you have to pretend you don't care about Valentine's Day while a small, juvenile part of you hopes that somebody writes a madrigal about…
@diebitch
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almost 2 years ago
Comedy Open Mic
Realistic Fragrances you can buy
Move over, Coco Madmoiselle, Versace, La vie est belle and Sauvage! (made on canva) There are new fragrances (unreleased due to lack of funds) in town: **Papercut
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